We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Must include fields: joke_t...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Must include fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a perfectly balanced equation that makes mathematicians weep." But need to be unique and not a known one. Maybe something about his beard controlling weather, or his beard being a separate entity. Let's think of a fresh concept: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where cats rule. Or Chuck Norris can make a coffee that gives energy to the entire universe. Need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to speak German. The cactus replied with a perfect 'Ja, ich bin ein Kaktus' and then demanded a roundhouse kick to the sun." Something like that. But must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's propose: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Kaktus einen Deutschkurs besuchen. Der Kaktus antwortete fehlerfrei mit 'Ja, ich bin ein Kaktus' und forderte daraufhin eine Runde Kick, um die Sonne zu motivieren." That might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris ließ einen Kaktus Deutsch lernen. Der Kaktus antwortete fehlerfrei mit 'Ja, ich bin ein Kaktus' und forderte dann eine Runde Kick, um die Sonne zu motivieren." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where cats are the rulers." That's known? Might be similar to some jokes. Let's craft something about his beard being a separate entity that can sign treaties. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' Bart wächst jeden Morgen ein neues Bundesland, das er dann per Rund kick in die EU einreicht." That might be too political. Better: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so stark, dass es einmal einen Tornado aus Lachen erzeugt hat, der nur noch von ihm gestoppt werden konnte." That might be okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rund kick einen Kuchen backen, der dann so gut schmeckt, dass selbst die NASA ihn für Mars-Missionen verwendet." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, meta. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rund kick einen Kuchen backen, der dann so gut schmeckt, dass selbst die NASA ihn für Mars-Missionen verwendet." That starts with Chuck Norris? Actually it starts with "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. But need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. I think it's okay. Now we need to fill fields: - joke_text: the full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe a short paragraph. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed a specific scene from the joke into the prompt. For example, "the hero is holding a freshly baked cake that glows with a celestial aura, while a NASA rover watches in awe". Something like that. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be in JSON, no markdown. We must ensure headline <=80 characters. meme_caption <=80 characters. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rund kick einen Kuchen backen, der dann so gut schmeckt, dass selbst die NASA ihn für Mars‑Missionen verwendet." But need to ensure it's unique. Might be okay. headline: maybe "Chuck Norris backt einen Kuchen für Mars‑Missionen". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris backt einen Kuchen für Mars‑Missionen" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space (1) =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, backt(5)=18, space=19, einen(5)=24, space=25, Kuchen(6)=31, space=32, für(3)=35, space=36, Mars‑Missionen(13?) Actually "Mars‑Missionen" length 13 including hyphen? Let's count: M1 a2 r3 s4 -5 M6 i7 s8 s9 i10 o11 n12 e13 n13. So total 36+13=49. So headline length 49, within 80. meme_caption: maybe "Ein Kuchen, der die NASA überzeugt, ihn nach Mars zu schicken". Count characters: Let's count: "Ein Kuchen, der die NASA überzeugt, ihn nach Mars zu schicken". That's about 58 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: E1 i2 n3 space4 K5 u6 c7 h8 e9 n10 ,11 space12 d13 e14 r15 space16 d17 i18 e19 space20 N21 A22 S23 A24 space25 ü26 b27 e28 r29 e30 i31 n32 g33 ,34 space35 i36 h37 n38 space39 n40 a41 c42 h43 space44 M45 a46 r47 s48 space49 z50 u51 space52 s53 c54 h55 i56 c57 h58 e59 n60. That's 60 characters, within 80. image_prompt: need to embed specific scene from the joke. The scene: Chuck Norris baking a cake that glows, NASA watching. So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes