We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, ...
We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc? The instructions: "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields likely also in German? The headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description likely also German? They didn't specify language for those fields, but likely also German. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a classic style joke. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Need to ensure these constraints. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlasten." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn einfach ansieht." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren." Might be too weird. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreisel so drehen, dass er die Zeit zurücksetzt, damit er seinen Bart frisieren kann." Not good. Let's think of a classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne dass das Licht ausgeht." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gelaufen, indem er nur im Kreis joggte, bis die Erde eine neue Zeitzone brauchte." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die gesamte Internetgeschwindigkeit auf 10 Gbps erhöhen, weil selbst die Datenpakete vor Angst fliegen." That's funny. Check uniqueness: Not known. Now headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Server mit einem Niesen schneller laufen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Server mit einem Niesen schneller laufen". That's 58 characters maybe. Good. Meme caption max 80 characters: Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris niesen muss, wird das Netzwerk neu gestartet". Count: maybe 66. Good. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris sneezes, causing a wave of glowing data packets flying out of his mouth, with servers in the background". Must be within prompt description. Must not include text or captions. Provide English prompt. Meta title max 60 characters: Something like "Chuck Norris Niesen – Der ultimative Server-Boost". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Niesen – Der ultimative Server-Boost". That's 48 maybe. Good. Meta description max 160 characters: Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Niesen die Internetgeschwindigkeit auf 10 Gbps erhöht – perfekt für Meme und Memes!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Niesen die Internetgeschwindigkeit auf 10 Gbps erhöht – perfekt für Meme und Memes!" That's maybe 138 characters. Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: No markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Make sure no duplicate formatting. Provide fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure values are strings. Now craft joke_text: Must be a full joke text, start with "Chuck Norris". Provide something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die gesamte Internetgeschwindigkeit auf 10 Gbps erhöhen, weil selbst die Datenpakete vor Angst fliegen und sofort neu sortiert werden." That's okay. Check length? Not constrained. Now ensure image_prompt includes specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris sneezing, a bright shockwave of glowing data packets erupts from his mouth, servers in the background flicker as they reboot". Must be within prompt. Let's craft image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is mid-sneeze, a bright shockwave of glowing data packets erupts from his mouth, servers in the background flicker and reboot. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now headline max 80 characters: Let's count characters precisely. "Chuck Norris lässt Server mit einem Niesen schneller laufen". Count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)S19e20r21v22e23r24 (space25)m26i27t28 (space29)e30i31n32e33m34 (space35)N36i37e38s39e40n41 (space42)s43c44h45n46e47l48l49e50n51 (space52)l53a54u55f56e57n58. That's 58 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris niesen muss, wird das Netzwerk neu gestartet". Count: Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)n18i19e20s21e22n23 (space24)m25u26s27s28, (space29)