We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, ...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta fields likely also German? They didn't specify language for meta fields, but likely also German. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must be funny, unique, no repeats. Must avoid cliches. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Need to ensure these limits. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Wetter auf Mars umschalten." That's a classic style. But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte." That might be okay. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text as full sentence. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once taught a cat to code, and the cat created a new programming language called "MeowScript". That could be unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die Zeit im Gefrierschrank zum Stillstand brachte." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er 'Gummitopia' nannte." That's whimsical. But must be typical Chuck Norris: He can do impossible things. Let's do: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen gebogen, um damit ein Brückennetz über den Pazifik zu spannen." That might be okay. We need to keep headline short, max 80 chars. Provide meme_caption max 80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from joke. Must be English. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene. Let's craft image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris bending a steel flagpole into a rainbow arch over the Pacific Ocean, with a glowing rainbow bridge forming, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within length? Not specified but okay. Meta_title max 60 chars. Provide something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit einfrieren – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit einfrieren – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1 Norris(6) space2 lässt(5) space3 die(3) space4 Zeit(4) space5 einfrieren(10) space6 – (1) space7 Witz(4) total approx 5+1+6+1+5+1+3+1+4+1+10+1+1+4 = 44? Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit einfrieren – Witz". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 d19 i20 e21 space22 Z23 e24 i25 t26 space27 e28 i29 n30 f31 r32 i33 e34 n35 –36 space37 W38 i39 t40 z41. That's 41 characters, within 60. Meta_description max 160 chars. Provide something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Biegen von Stählen zu Regenbögen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Biegen von Stählen zu Regenbogen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's maybe ~106 characters, okay. Now headline max 80 chars. Provide something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Regenbogen biegt". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Regenbogen biegt" length: Wenn(4) space5 Chuck(11) space12 Norris(18) space19 den(22) space23 Regenbogen(33) space34 biegt(39). That's 39 characters, okay. Meme_caption max 80 chars. Provide something like "Chuck Norris: Der einzige, der einen Regenbogen als Brücke benutzt". Count: Let's count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris:(13) space14 Der(17) space18 einzige,(26) space27 der(30) space31 einen(36) space37 Regenbogen(46) space47 als(50) space51 Brücke(57) space58 benutzt(66). That's 66 characters, okay. Now joke_text must be full joke. Provide something like: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen gebogen, um damit eine Brücke über den Pazifik zu schaffen – und plötzlich wurde das Wetter auf der anderen Seite sommerlich warm, weil er die Sonne mit einem einzigen Blick zum Lächeln brachte." Need to ensure it's unique and typical. Let's craft a concise but funny joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen gebogen, um damit eine Brücke über den Pazifik zu spannen – und plötzlich wurde das Wetter auf der anderen Seite sommerlich warm, weil er die Sonne zum Lächeln brachte." That's okay. But must start with Chuck Norris. It does. Provide as joke_text. Now ensure no repeated phrasing. Let's make it unique: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen gebogen, um damit eine Brücke über den Pazifik zu spannen – und plötzlich wurde das Wetter auf der anderen Seite sommerlich warm, weil er die Sonne zum Lächeln brachte." That's okay. Now check length of joke_text? Not limited. Now produce JSON with fields. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen