We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, ...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, unique, typical. Provide image prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Must be English prompt for image generation. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from the joke. We need to ensure constraints: no repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering, no cliches. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars, meta_title <=60 chars, meta_description <=160 chars. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten schneller verarbeitet als jede Firewall." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn zu öffnen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." Not typical. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the past." We need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Wüstenmeer verursachen, indem er einen einzigen Atemzug ausstößt." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Wüstenmeer verursachen, indem er einen einzigen Atemzug ausstößt." That's okay. Now we need image_prompt describing specific scene from the joke. So scene: Chuck Norris standing in a desert, exhaling, causing a snowstorm. Provide prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in a scorching desert, exhaling a visible icy breath that transforms into a swirling snowstorm, snowflakes falling over sand dunes. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include specifics. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien". That's 20 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird die Wüste zu einem Winterwunderland". That's maybe 55 chars. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien – Klassischer Witz". That's 48 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Atemzug eine Schneesturm-Wüste erzeugt. Lache jetzt!" That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no extra fields. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure joke_text is the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide exactly that string. Let's craft joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm in der Wüste auslösen, indem er nur einen einzigen Atemzug ausstößt." That's okay. Now image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Include the required base description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]." Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So fill: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in a scorching desert, exhaling a visible icy breath that transforms into a swirling snowstorm, snowflakes falling over sand dunes. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just plain JSON. Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien" length? Count characters: C(1)h2... let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien" = 27? Let's count precisely: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=18, "Wüste"5 (including umlaut counts as one char) =>23, space=24, "schneien"6 =>30. So 30 characters, under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird die Wüste zu einem Winterwunderland" length? Count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "Chuck"5 =>10, space=11, "Norris"6 =>17, space=18, "atmet,"6 =>24, space=25, "wird"4 =>29, space=30, "die"3 =>33, space=34, "Wüste"5 =>39, space=40, "zu"2 =>42, space=43, "einem"5 =>48, space=49, "Winterwunderland"14 =>63. So 63 characters, under 80. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien – Klassischer Witz" length? Count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=18, "Wüste"5 =>23, space=24, "schneien"6 =>30, space=31, "–"1 =>32, space=33, "Klassischer"10 =>43, space=44, "Witz"4 =>48. So 48 characters, under 60. meta_description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Atemzug eine Schneesturm-Wüste erzeugt. Lache jetzt!" Let's count approx: "Entdecke"8, space1=9, "den"3 =>12, space=13, "legend