We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, ...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description presumably also German? meta_title and meta_description likely English? The instruction says "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" etc. Could be German as well. Provide unique Chuck Norris joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, classic, unique, no repeats. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within 80 characters for headline and meme_caption. Provide meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants." That's also common. We need something unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with the GPS. The GPS now refuses to give directions to anyone else." That's maybe okay but might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch. The cat now runs the CIA." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide full joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance. Now every desert party ends with a prickly tango." That's unique-ish. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his beard hairs. The calculator exploded from the sheer awesomeness." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a novel in binary. The book became a bestseller in the digital afterlife." Might be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a tea shop. The tea now bows to him." Hmm. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowman to relax. Now winter is officially a meditation retreat." That's okay. But need to be more classic: maybe about "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". That's also common. Let's craft a unique one: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror to shave. The mirror now only reflects his awesomeness." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can divide the universe into two parts: those who understand his jokes and those who are still alive." That's also known. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to file a tax return using only roundhouse kicks. The IRS now sends him thank-you notes." That's unique. Let's go with that: "Chuck Norris once tried to file a tax return using only roundhouse kicks. The IRS now sends him thank-you notes." That starts with Chuck Norris, is funny, unique-ish. Now we need headline max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris vs. das Finanzamt – ein Rundkampf". That's German, maybe 45 chars. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn das Finanzamt roundhouse-kicks". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: "He is delivering a roundhouse kick to a bewildered tax form floating in mid-air, with the IRS logo glowing." Must be within the prompt. Make sure image_prompt ends with "No text, no captions." Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Now meta_title max 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Tax Return – Witz". That's 44 characters. Meta_description max 160 characters: maybe "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über Steuererklärung und runde Tritte – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count approx: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über Steuererklärung und runde Tritte – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are properly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. das Finanzamt – ein Rundkampf". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)v14s15 (space16) (space?) Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris vs. das Finanzamt – ein Rundkampf". Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) v14 s15 .16 (space17) d18 a19 s20 (space21) F22 i23 n24 a25 n26 z27 a28 m29 t30 (space31) –32 (space33) e34 i35 n36 (space37) R38 u39 n40 d41 k42 a43 m44 p45. So 45 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn das Finanzamt roundhouse-kicks". Count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) d5 a6 s7 (space8) F9 i10 n11 a12 n13 z14 a15 m16 t17 (space18) r19 o20 u21 n22 d23 h24 o25 u26 s27 e28 -? Actually hyphen counts. Let's just keep under 80, it's fine. Now image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick to a floating tax form with