We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, ...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt in English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But must be unique, not repeat typical ones. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once ordered a pizza and the pizza delivered itself to his house before the pizza place opened. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent. Or Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Let's craft something original. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past, and he uses it to finish his homework before he even started school." That's a bit weird but okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard, and the cube spontaneously turns into a gold trophy that awards him the title of 'World's Most Unstoppable Man'." That's okay but maybe too long. Need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara Desert using only a hair dryer and a smile." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia article on 'Quantum Physics' in a single blink and then explain it to a goldfish." That's okay. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a virus that infects all computers with a single line of code written in invisible ink." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily switch directions for everyone else." That's a classic style. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft something more original: "Chuck Norris can paint a masterpiece on a blank wall with a single breath, and the painting becomes so realistic that people who see it forget they ever needed a mirror." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can order a coffee at a café, and the barista serves him a cup that instantly refills itself forever, because the coffee knows better than to disobey Chuck Norris." That's okay. But we need to mention Chuck Norris explicitly. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can program a calculator to count to infinity, and the calculator will politely thank him for the honor." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it becomes its own ecosystem, complete with tiny forests, rivers, and a council of squirrels that elect him as their eternal leader." That's unique. But must be a joke that is funny and typical. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple game of rock-paper-scissors into a cosmic battle that decides the fate of entire galaxies, and he always chooses 'rock' because nothing can stop his fist." That's okay. But maybe too long. We need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's produce a short but unique joke: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that generates a hurricane, and the hurricane politely asks for directions to the nearest beach." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's go with something like: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the letters of his own name, and the book becomes so popular that libraries start offering a 'Chuck Norris reading hour' where the books read themselves aloud." That's okay. But maybe too long. Let's keep it moderate length. Ok final decision: Use this joke: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee appear in an empty kitchen, brew it with a single glance, and then drink it so fast that the coffee experiences a time loop and returns to the pot to be brewed again." That's unique-ish. Now we need to produce JSON with fields: joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene from the joke. For our joke about coffee appearing, the scene could be "Chuck Norris standing in an empty kitchen, a steaming cup of coffee materializing in his hand, with a dramatic background". But we need to include the description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Specific scene from the joke]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill that. Let's craft image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris materializing a steaming cup of coffee in an empty kitchen, coffee swirling with energy, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to keep it as a single string. Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Coffee Magic – Classic Joke". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Coffee Magic – Classic Joke" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Coffee(6)=19, space=20, Magic(5)=25, space=26, – (dash) maybe 1 char =27, space=28, Classic(7)=35, space=36, Joke(4)=40. So 40 characters, okay. Meta_description: max