We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Must include fields: joke_...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Must include fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? The instruction says "SEO Title" and "SEO Description". Could be English? But likely German as overall language is German. We'll produce German meta fields but SEO often English; but we can keep German. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Also image_prompt must be English prompt describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. We need a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing ones. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Let's craft a new joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or about his beard being a separate entity, or about his shadow being afraid. Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he already won." That's maybe too generic. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while doing a roundhouse kick." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a library from the other side of the universe." Hmm. We need to embed specific scene in image_prompt: e.g., "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that shatters a clock, causing time to freeze". Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just to annoy the clock." Not great. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by looking at it." That's common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." Not unique. Let's think of something about his beard being a separate entity that can sign treaties. Something like: "Chuck Norris' beard once signed a peace treaty with a grizzly bear, and the bear immediately surrendered." That could be unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris' beard once signed a peace treaty with a grizzly bear, and the bear immediately surrendered." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. That seems okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence or short paragraph? Probably a short joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris' Bart einmal einen Friedensvertrag mit einem Bären unterschrieben hat, und der Bär sofort kapitulierte, weil er Angst hatte, dass er sonst von einem Rundkampf getroffen würde." That's maybe too long and not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris' Bart hat einmal einen Friedensvertrag mit einem Bären unterschrieben – der Bär unterschrieb sofort, weil er Angst hatte, sonst von einem Rundkampf getroffen zu werden." That's okay. But maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris' Bart hat einen Friedensvertrag mit einem Bären unterschrieben, und der Bär kapitulierte sofort, weil er Angst hatte, von einem Rundkampf getroffen zu werden." That's okay. But we need to keep it funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' Bart kann einen Bären zum Weinen bringen, indem er ihm ein Kompliment macht." Hmm. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. But we can twist: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a whole number." That's unique? Might be okay. But we need to avoid clichés. Let's craft a new one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he already won the fight before it started." That's unique. German translation: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Rundtritt eine neue Dimension erschaffen, in der er den Kampf bereits gewonnen hat, bevor er überhaupt begonnen hat." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Rundtritt eine neue Dimension erschaffen, in der er den Kampf bereits gewonnen hat, bevor er überhaupt begonnen hat." That's a joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris erschafft Dimensionen mit einem einzigen Rundtritt". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, schmilzt die Uhr." That's within 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." The scene: "Chuck Norris creates a glowing portal with a roundhouse kick, showing a split dimension where a clock is frozen." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris creates a glowing portal with a roundhouse kick, showing a split dimension where a clock is frozen and a shadowy second version of himself watches." Must be within the prompt. The prompt must end with: "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene before that. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris creates a glowing portal with a roundhouse kick, showing a split dimension where a clock is frozen and a shadowy second version of himself watches. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Dimension Kick – Witz & Meme". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Dimension Kick – Witz & Meme". That's 44 characters (including spaces). Good. Meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Rundtritt, der neue Dimensionen schafft. Perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer,