We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Must include fields: joke_...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Must include fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing the entire internet for a second." But need to be unique. We need to ensure no similar to existing jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" etc. Let's think of something original: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and now every month fears his presence." Hmm. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara using only his breath." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara using only his breath, and the sand instantly turns into snow." That's a bit weird but okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, often with a twist. Could be: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube spontaneously reassembles itself into a perfect portrait of himself." That's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a virus that rewrites reality." That's techy. But need to be unique and not repeating typical jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing the entire internet for a second." That's similar to some existing jokes? Might be somewhat known but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a single hair grow on a bald man's head just by looking at him, and that hair becomes a sword that cuts through time." That's too weird. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week, and the city never needs electricity again." That's okay. But need to be funny and typical. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara using only his breath, and the sand instantly turns into snow, causing a blizzard in the desert." That's unique. Now we need to embed that into JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara using only his breath, and the sand instantly turns into snow, causing a blizzard in the desert." That's the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Wüste schneien". That's 23 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird die Sahara zum Winterwunderland". That's 58 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then "[Specific scene from the joke]". The specific scene: "making a snowman in the Sahara with a breath that turns sand into snow, causing a blizzard". So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing in a desert, exhaling and causing sand to instantly turn into snow, creating a raging blizzard around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the description. Should be English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Sahara schneien – Witz". That's 44 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er lässt die Wüste schneien, indem er nur ausatmet. Ein humorvoller Klassiker für Memes und mehr." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er lässt die Wüste schneien, indem er nur ausatmet. Ein humorvoller Klassiker für Memes und mehr." That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. This is likely unique. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt die Wüste schneien" length: count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt die Wüste schneien" = 33? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 s17 t18 space19 d20 i21 e22 space23 W24 ü25 s26 t27 e28 space29 s30 c31 h32 n33 e34 i35 n36. So 36? Actually includes "ü". Anyway under 80. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird die Sahara zum Winterwunderland" length: let's count roughly: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird die Sahara zum Winterwunderland" = maybe 58. Good. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sahara schneien – Witz" length: count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sahara schneien – Witz" = maybe 44. Good. - meta_description max 160 chars: we need to ensure <=160. Let's count precisely: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er lässt die Wüste schneien, indem er nur ausatmet. Ein humorvoller Klassiker für Memes und mehr." Let's count characters including spaces: I'll count: E1 i2 n3 space4 k5 l6 a7 s8 s9 i