We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely in English? The spec says SEO Title (max 60 chars) and SEO Description (max 160 chars). Probably can be English or German; but likely English SEO terms. We'll produce English meta_title and meta_description. Constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must not be offensive. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard or his ability to make the sun rise. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's a bit unique. But must be a joke text, not just a one-liner? Could be a short story. Eg: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe not classic. Better: "Chuck Norris can hear the sound of silence, and it applauds him." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft a new one: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a black hole with a single glance." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce a joke_text that is a short story: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and now every month ends with a roundhouse kick." That's maybe okay. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, invincibility, mythic powers. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can divide the universe into two parts: those that obey his laws and those that are merely his shadow." That's more philosophical. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by thinking about summer." That's cute. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can fold an origami crane using only his eyebrows, and the crane will fly to the moon and back before breakfast." That's whimsical. But must be unique. Let's craft a short joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle across the Grand Canyon, and the cube will rearrange itself into a map of the world showing where the next earthquake will hit." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be a sentence or two. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowball fight last forever by simply breathing on it, turning each flake into a tiny, obedient snowman that salutes him." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowball fight last forever by simply breathing on it, turning each flake into a tiny, obedient snowman that salutes him." That's okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann salutieren". That's German, under 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars) also German: maybe "Wenn Schnee sich vor Chuck Norris verbeugt". That's under 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris blowing on a snowball that transforms into a salute‑giving snowman". So the image prompt should include that scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, blowing on a snowball that transforms into a tiny snowman saluting him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris Schneemann Salut - Lustiger Witz". That's maybe 44 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris Schneemann Salut - Lustiger Witz" length? Count characters: C(1)h2... Let's approximate: "Chuck Norris Schneemann Salut - Lustiger Witz" = 44? Let's count precisely: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "Schneemann"10 =>23, space=24, "Salut"5 =>29, space=30, "-"1 =>31, space=32, "Lustiger"8 =>40, space=41, "Witz"4 =>45. So 45 chars, okay under 60. Meta_description max 160 chars: Something like: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über schneebedeckte Schneemänner, die vor ihm verbeugen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count length: We'll keep under 160. Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über schneebedeckte Schneemänner, die vor ihm verbeugen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's maybe 130 chars. Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's assemble: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneeball nur atmen, und schon verwandeln sich alle Schneeflocken in winzige, pflichtbewusste Schneemänner, die ihm ehrfürchtig die Stirn bieten.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann salutieren", "meme_caption": "Wenn Schnee sich vor Chuck Norris verbeugt", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, blowing on a snowball that transforms into a tiny snowman saluting him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No