We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be unique, start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be German language. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no extra text. Provide fields exactly as given. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Kaffeebecher hält." That's maybe not classic enough. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann vor Angst schmolz, weil er ihn zu gut aussehen ließ." Hmm. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn zu öffnen." Not good. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneesturm im Sommer gestoppt, indem er einfach einen Sonnenbrand verursachte." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Mund eines Fisches ziehen, ohne dass das Wasser nass wird." Hmm. We need something unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kometen umleiten, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag ablenkt." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text as full joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kometen mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag umleiten, sodass er stattdessen ein Feuerwerk aus Marshmallows entfacht, das die ganze Erde zum Naschen zwingt." That's whimsical. Now headline: maybe "Der Marshmallow-Komet" (max 80 chars). That's fine. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Himmel zum Naschen braucht" (max 80 chars). That's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands on a floating comet made of marshmallows, holding a giant spoon, while marshmallow meteors rain down". Must include that. Also "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He stands on a floating marshmallow comet streaking across a starry sky, holding a giant wooden spoon, as marshmallow meteors rain down around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lenkt Kometen mit Wimpern – Marshmallow-Feuerwerk". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lenkt Kometen mit Wimpern – Marshmallow-Feuerwerk". That's 58? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15n16k17t18 (space19)K20o21m22e23t24e25n26 (space27)m28i29t30 (space31)W32i33m34p35e36r37p38p39e40r41 (space42)–43 (space44)M45a46r47s48h49m50a51l52l53o54w55-56F57e58u59e60r61w62e63r64k65. That's 65 characters, too long. Need max 60. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris lenkt Kometen – Marshmallow-Feuerwerk". Count: "Chuck Norris lenkt Kometen – Marshmallow-Feuerwerk". Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 e15 n16 k17 t18 (space19) K20 o21 m22 e23 t24 e25 n26 (space27) –28 (space29) M30 a31 r32 s33 h34 m35 a36 l37 l38 o39 w40 -? Actually hyphen counts as char. Let's just count simpler: "Chuck Norris lenkt Kometen – Marshmallow-Feuerwerk". Let's count precisely: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12? Actually "Norris" 6 letters, so after space it's 6 letters: N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12. So after "Norris" we are at position 12? Let's recount properly: "Chuck" (5) then space (6), "Norris" (6 letters) positions 7-12, space (13), "lenkt" (5 letters) positions 14-18, space (19), "Kometen" (7 letters) positions 20-26, space (27), "–" (en dash) (28), space (29), "Marshmallow-Feuerwerk" (17? let's count: M1 a2 r3 s4 h5 m6 a7 l8 l9 o10 w11 -? Actually hyphen counts as char, then "Feuerwerk" 9 letters). Let's count: "Marshmallow" 11 letters? Actually "Marshmallow" is 11 letters: M1 a2 r3 s4 h5 m6 a7 l8 l9 o10 w11. Then hyphen (12), then "Feuerwerk" 9 letters: F13 e14 u15 e16 r17 w18 e19 r20