We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Ensure JSON format exactly as specified, no extra text. No markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows". Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud". Or "Chuck Norris can paint a portrait of himself using only his thoughts". Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving". That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare". That could be unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare, and the snowflakes bow before him." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verjagen". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn der Winter zu laut ist – Chuck Norris schaut ihn an". That's okay. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a swirling snowstorm that is vanishing around him, snowflakes bowing. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include the specific scene: "staring intensely at a swirling snowstorm that is vanishing around him, snowflakes bowing". Provide as part of prompt. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verjagen – Witz". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick einen Schneesturm zum Schmelzen bringt. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values as strings. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verjagen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1 Norris(6) space2 lässt(5) space3 Schneesturm(10) space4 verjagen(8) total characters including spaces? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verjagen" = 5+1+6+1+5+1+10+1+8 = 38? Actually count characters: "Chuck"5, space1=1 =>6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=1 =>13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=1 =>18, "Schneesturm"10 =>28, space=1 =>29, "verjagen"8 =>37. So 37 characters, well under 80. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn der Winter zu laut ist – Chuck Norris schaut ihn an" length? Count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "der"3 =>8, space=1 =>9, "Winter"6 =>15, space=1 =>16, "zu"2 =>18, space=1 =>19, "laut"4 =>23, space=1 =>24, "ist"3 =>27, space=1 =>28, "–"1 =>29, space=1 =>30, "Chuck"5 =>35, space=1 =>36, "Norris"6 =>42, space=1 =>43, "schaut"6 =>49, space=1 =>50, "ihn"3 =>53, space=1 =>54, "an"2 =>56. So 56 chars, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verjagen – Witz" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verjagen – Witz". Let's count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=1 =>13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=1 =>18, "Schneesturm"10 =>28, space=1 =>29, "verjagen"8 =>37, space=1 =>38, "–"1 =>39, space=1 =>40, "Witz"4 =>44. So 44 chars, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick einen Schneesturm zum Schmelzen bringt. Lache jetzt!" Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: "Entdecke"8, space1=9, "den"3 =>12, space=1 =>13, "ultimativen"10 =>23, space=1 =>24, "Chuck"5 =>29, space=1 =>30, "Norris"6 =>36, space=1 =>37, "Witz,"5 =>42, space=1 =>43, "bei"3 =>46, space=1 =>47, "dem"3 =>50, space=1 =>51, "ein"3 =>54, space=1 =>55, "einziger"8 =>63, space=1 =>64, "Blick"5 =>69, space=1 =>70, "einen"5 =>75, space=1 =>76, "Schneesturm"10 =>86, space=1 =>87, "zum"3 =>90, space=1 =>91, "Schmelzen"7 =>98