We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene from joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a unique joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the past." Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write its own jokes, and then delete them all with a single glance." That's okay but maybe too modern. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass... at night." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full joke, maybe a short story. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat ended up teaching Chuck Norris how to purr in binary." That's unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's okay. Let's create: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube will thank him afterward." That's unique. But need to be in German. So joke_text in German: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rubik's Würfel im Blindflug lösen, während er fällt, und der Würfel bedankt sich danach bei ihm." That's okay. But need to be classic: maybe "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein in eine Suppe werfen, und die Suppe wird sofort zu Gold." Hmm. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn anzufassen, und dabei die Temperatur im Raum um 10 Grad senken." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen zum Umkehren bringen, indem er ihn einfach ansieht." That's unique. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer am Leben erhalten, indem er ihn einfach anstarrt, bis er schmilzt – und dann den Schmelzwasser-See wieder zu Eis gefrieren lässt." That's too long. Let's keep it concise but still funny: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer am Leben erhalten, indem er ihn nur ansieht – und der Schneemann fängt an, zu tanzen." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a short joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer am Leben erhalten, indem er ihn nur ansieht – und der Schneemann fängt an, zu tanzen." That's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann tanzen". That's 27 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt der Schnee vor Glück". That's 53 chars. Image prompt: Must start with "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene from the joke. The scene: "He is staring intensely at a melting snowman that is dancing in summer heat." So combine: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is staring intensely at a melting snowman that is dancing in summer heat. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Provide that as image_prompt. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann tanzen – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen tanzenden Schneemann im Sommer – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's 119 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Provide raw JSON. Check each field length: headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann tanzen" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16s17 (space18)S19c20h21n22e23e24m25a26n27n28 (space29)t30a31n32z33e34n35. That's 35 characters, under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt der Schnee vor Glück". Count: Let's count roughly: "Wenn"4, space5, "Chuck"10, space11, "Norris"17, space18, "lächelt,"26 (including comma?), let's just trust it's under 80. It's likely under 80. image_prompt: Must be a single string, no line breaks? It can be long but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann tanzen – Witz" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann tanzen – Witz" that's 38 characters maybe, under 60. meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen tanzenden Schneemann im Sommer – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Let's count: approximate length maybe 115, under 160. All good. Now produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer