We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars. We need to ensure no markdown formatting. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten schneller verarbeitet als jede Firewall." But need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad reduziert hat." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann aus purem Eis erschaffen, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um ein ganzes Jahr verzögerte." But need to be unique and not similar to known jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 5 Sekunden auf Null setzte." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Laserpointer benutzt, um das Mondlicht zu binden und es als Leuchtmittel für sein Wohnzimmer zu verwenden." That's creative. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um ein ganzes Jahr aufschiebte." That's okay. But we need to be careful about uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Zeit zurückdrehen, sodass er nie wieder einen schlechten Tag hat." That's typical. But we need to avoid repeats. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris' Bart" maybe. Ok, final joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann aus reinem Eis erschaffen, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um ein ganzes Jahr aufschob." That's unique. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der Schneemann, der die globale Erwärmung aufschob". That's 44 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneemann baut, friert selbst die Sonne." That's 57 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "standing proudly next to a massive snowman made of pure ice, holding a glowing globe that shows a paused climate graph". Let's craft: "standing proudly next to a massive snowman made of pure ice, holding a glowing globe that shows a paused climate graph". Include that in prompt. Full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing proudly next to a massive snowman made of pure ice, holding a glowing globe that shows a paused climate graph. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris stoppt globale Erwärmung mit Schneemann". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris stoppt globale Erwärmung mit Schneemann" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, stoppt(6)=19, space=20, globale(7)=27, space=28, Erwärmung(9)=37, space=38, mit(3)=41, space=42, Schneemann(10)=52. So 52 chars, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen eisigen Schneemann, der die globale Erwärmung für ein Jahr aufschiebt – perfekt für Memes und mehr." Let's count roughly: It's under 160. Let's count: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen eisigen Schneemann, der die globale Erwärmung für ein Jahr aufschiebt – perfekt für Memes und mehr." That's about 130 characters. Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. We must output JSON only, no markdown. Ensure proper escaping of quotes? In JSON, strings need to be quoted, but we can include them as is. The image_prompt contains double quotes? It contains double quotes inside? It contains double quotes only at start and end of string; inside we have no double quotes. It contains apostrophes? It contains "photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's fine. No need to escape. But we must ensure the JSON is valid: strings with double quotes must be escaped if they contain double quotes inside. Our strings contain double quotes? The image_prompt includes double quotes? It includes "No text, no captions." That's inside the string but not delimiting; it's part of the string, but it's not surrounded by double quotes inside the JSON string; it's just characters. That's fine. But the image_prompt includes a period and maybe a comma; that's fine. Now produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann aus reinem Eis erschaffen, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um ein ganzes Jahr aufschob.", "headline": "Der Schneemann, der die globale Erwärmung aufschob", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneemann baut, friert sogar die Sonne.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing proudly next to a massive snowman made of pure ice, holding a glowing globe that shows a paused climate graph. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris stoppt globale Erwärmung mit Schneemann", "meta_description": "