We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from the joke. Must avoid repeats. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars. Meme caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows". Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare". Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon by blinking". Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full joke sentence(s). Eg: "Chuck Norris can knit a sweater while watching paint dry and still finish before the paint dries." That's typical. But must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded using only his left foot while reciting the periodic table backwards." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates enough electricity to power the entire United States for a year." That's typical but maybe not unique. Could be okay. But we need to avoid similar to existing jokes. Many jokes involve "can divide by zero", "can kill two birds with one stone", "can slam a revolving door", "can make a snowstorm disappear". Let's craft something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into orbit and land perfectly on a plate on the other side of the galaxy." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just by sweeping his leg." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just by sweeping his leg." That's a joke. Now we need to embed specific scene for image prompt: "a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just by sweeping his leg". So image prompt should describe that scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the sky, creating a glowing time zone border, with a clock face appearing". Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene. Now meta title and description: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Zeit-Zone Kick – Witz". That's 33 chars maybe. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeit-Zone". That's 27 chars. But need SEO Title maybe English? The spec didn't say language; but likely German okay. Keep under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein legendärer Tritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschafft – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." That's about 100 chars. Now headline max 80 chars: maybe "Der Tritt, der eine neue Zeit-Zone erschuf". That's 38 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tritt macht, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent." That's 57 chars. Now image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait etc, and specific scene. Provide: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that splits the sky and creates a glowing new time zone border, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's within the description. Provide as a single string. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no extra fields. Provide keys: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Check lengths: - joke_text: Should be the full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschaffen, die sogar die Uhrzeit neu definiert." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschaffen, die die Welt in ein permanentes Sommerloch versetzt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's a joke, maybe add punchline: "Und jeder, der versucht, ihn zu stoppen, wird automatisch in den neuen Zeit-Zonen-Tag versetzt." Might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschaffen – und plötzlich gibt es überall extra 25 Stunden pro Tag." That's a joke. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschaffen, in der jede Stunde 25 Minuten dauert." That's funny. Now ensure it's unique. Probably okay. Now produce JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Our headline: "Der Tritt, der eine neue Zeit-Zone erschuf". Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 T5 r6 e7 i8 t9 ,10 space11 d12 e13 space14 e15 i16 n17 e18 space19 n20 e21 u22 e23 space24 Z25 e26 i27 t28 -? Actually let's count precisely: "Der Tritt, der eine neue Zeit-Zone erschuf". Let's count: D1 e2 r3 space4 T5 r6 e7 i8 t9 t10 ,11 space12 d13 e14 space15 e16 i17 n18 e19 space20 n21 e22 u23 e24 space25 Z26 e27 i28 t29 -? Actually "Zeit-Zone" includes hyphen. Let's count characters including hyphen: Z31 e32 i33 t34 -35 Z36 o37 n38 e39 space40 e41 r42 s43 c44 h45 f46.