We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format exactly as specified, no extra fields. Provide values as strings. Ensure no markdown. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlasten." That's a bit generic. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, der jetzt auf keiner Karte steht." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, der jetzt auf keiner Karte steht." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Der neue Kontinent von Chuck Norris". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, entsteht ein Kontinent". That's within 80 chars. Image prompt: need English description of specific scene from the joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a bright pink bubblegum that expands into a floating continent shaped like a massive landmass, with tiny cities and rivers forming. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the specific scene. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt einen Kontinent entstehen – Witz". Must be <=60 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris lässt einen Kontinent entstehen – Witz" length? Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt einen Kontinent entstehen – Witz" = 48? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 e19 i20 n21 e22 n23 space24 K25 o26 n27 t28 i29 n30 e31 n32 t33 space34 e35 r36 s37 e38 i39 n40 d41 e42 n43 space44 –45 space46 W47 i48 t49 z50. That's 50 characters, okay. Meta description: <=160 chars. Something like: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kontinent, der durch Kaugummi entsteht – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kontinent, der durch Kaugummi entsteht – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." That's maybe ~130. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Provide no extra fields. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON exactly as required, no markdown. Ensure proper escaping of quotes inside strings? The JSON strings may contain quotes; need to escape them. For example, headline may contain quotes? Not needed. The image_prompt contains double quotes? It contains double quotes? It contains no double quotes, but includes apostrophes? It includes "A hyper-realistic portrait..." etc. It contains double quotes? No. It contains apostrophe? Not needed. It contains dash? That's fine. It contains "No text, no captions." That's fine. It contains commas. That's fine. But need to ensure any double quotes inside the string are escaped. The image_prompt includes double quotes? It starts with "A hyper-realistic portrait..." but that's part of the string, not actual double quotes delimiting. In JSON, we need to escape any double quote characters inside the string. The image_prompt text includes double quotes? It includes "A hyper-realistic portrait..." but that's not double quote characters, it's just the start of the string? Actually the whole image_prompt value is a string, we can include double quotes inside? The content may include double quotes as part of the description? It doesn't have any double quote characters, just plain text. So fine. But the JSON itself uses double quotes to delimit strings, so we must not include unescaped double quotes inside the values. The image_prompt contains no double quotes, but it contains apostrophes? It contains "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." There's no double quote characters. So fine. Now produce JSON. Check headline length: "Der neue Kontinent von Chuck Norris" length? Count: D1 e2 r3 space4 n5 e6 u7 e8 r9 space10 K11 o12 n13 t14 i15 n16 e17 n18 t19 space20 v21 o22 n23 space24 C25 h26 u27 c28 k29 space30 N31 o32 r33 r34 i35 s36. That's 36 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, entsteht ein Kontinent" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 k18 a19 u20 t21 ,22 space23 e24 r25 s26 t27 a28 n29 d30 space31 e32 i33 n34 space35 K36 o37 n38 t39 i40 n41 e42 n43 t44. That's 44 characters, okay. Now meta description length: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kontinent, der durch Kaugummi entsteht – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count precisely: E1 i2