We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not exceed length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide JSON object. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's overused. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Let's think: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by staring at it". Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a puddle into a lake, and the lake then becomes a new ocean." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, and the cube rearranges itself into a perfect world map." Might be too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by thinking about it, and the resulting water powers the entire city of Geneva." Hmm. We need a clear punchline. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Let's create something: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone just by kicking the Earth's rotation." That's unique. Let's craft a short joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone just by kicking the Earth's rotation." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with that phrase. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone just by kicking the Earth's rotation." That's a single sentence. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeitzone mit einem Kick". That's under 80. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing swirling vortex of time lines around the Earth, turning it into a new timezone. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include specific scene from the joke: the kick creating a new timezone. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone – Witz". That's 38 chars. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." That's about 124 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Make sure no extra fields. Provide exactly those keys. Now produce JSON. Check headline length: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeitzone mit einem Kick" length? Count: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeitzone mit einem Kick" = 44 characters (including spaces). Under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent" length: let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent" = 48 characters. Under 80. Image prompt: Must be English, include scene. Provide as string. Meta title: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone – Witz" length: 33 characters. Meta description: Must be <=160 characters. Let's count: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Let's count characters precisely: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." 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