We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to create a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide a headline up to 80 characters. Meme caption up to 80 characters. Image prompt English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title up to 60 characters, meta description up to 160 characters. We must ensure JSON format, no extra text. Provide fields exactly as given. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole that swallows the entire internet." That's unique. But must be in German. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen, selbst wenn der Rechner sagt, dass das unmöglich ist." That's a bit. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Ergebnis war ein Universum, das nur aus Nudeln bestand." Might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kuchen in den Weltraum geschossen, und die Astronauten aßen ihn mit einem Löffel aus Gold." That's whimsical. But need to be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Universum zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn es um die peinlichsten Witze geht." That's okay. But need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, ein Rätsel zu lösen, und das Ergebnis war, dass das Rätsel sich selbst auflöste, weil es die Lösung nicht ertragen konnte." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a black hole that swallows a computer". Let's craft a scene: "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a black hole that swallows a computer, causing the screen to display '404 - Reality Not Found'". That could be the scene. But image prompt must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed that scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick to a swirling black hole that engulfs a glowing computer". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick to a swirling black hole that engulfs a glowing computer, with an American flag backdrop". That fits. Now meta title up to 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris roundhouse kick vs black hole - Funny Joke". Count characters: "Chuck Norris roundhouse kick vs black hole - Funny Joke" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, roundhouse(10)=23, space=24, kick(4)=28, space=29, vs(2)=31, space=32, black(5)=37, space=38, hole(4)=42, space=43, -(1)=44, space=45, Funny(5)=50, space=51, Joke(4)=55. So 55 characters, okay. Meta description up to 160 characters: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse Kick, der einen Black Hole und einen Computer verschlingt – humorvoll und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse Kick, der einen Black Hole und einen Computer verschlingt – humorvoll und einzigartig." That's about 124 characters, okay. Now headline max 80 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt einen Black Hole einen Computer verschlingen". Count: "Chuck Norris lässt einen Black Hole einen Computer verschlingen" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, einen(5)=24, space=25, Black(5)=30, space=31, Hole(4)=35, space=36, einen(5)=41, space=42, Computer(8)=50, space=51, verschlingen(12)=63. So 63 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Black Hole kickt, wird das Universum zum Snack". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Black Hole kickt, wird das Universum zum Snack". Let's count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, einen(5)=23, space=24, Black(5)=29, space=30, Hole(4)=34, space=35, kickt,(6 inc comma?) Actually "kickt," is 6 characters including comma? Let's just approximate total <80, likely okay. Let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Black Hole kickt, wird das Universum zum Snack". Characters: W(1) e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 e19 i20 n21 e22 n23 space24 B25 l26 a27 c28 k29 space30 H31 o32 l33 e34 space35 k36 i37 c38 k39 t40 ,41 space42 w43 i44 r45 d46 space47 d48 a49 s50 space51 U52 n53 i5