We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely English? The instruction says "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" and "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". Probably German is okay but can be English. Must be within limits. We need a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein in die Luft werfen, und der Stein fällt nie wieder." That's typical. But we need unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator, but the calculator gave up and became a math textbook. Or something. We need to include image_prompt describing a specific scene from the joke. Must be English prompt for image generation: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed a specific scene description in brackets. Example scene: "Chuck Norris lifts a mountain with one finger while sipping coffee". Or "Chuck Norris is staring at a blank wall, and the wall starts sweating". Let's craft something. Maybe: "Chuck Norris is playing a game of chess with a pigeon, and the pigeon checkmates him". That could be scene. But we need to embed that scene in the image_prompt after the description of the hero. So something like: "... Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris playing chess with a pigeon on a park bench. Photorealistic action movie poster..." Make sure the prompt is English. Now meta_title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Der Schach-Pinguin – Witz". That's maybe 38 characters. Must be within 60. Meta_description max 160 characters: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schach-Pinguin, der ihn checkmated hat. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe 100 characters. Now headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris und der Schach-Pinguin – Ein Klassiker". That's about 45 characters. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn selbst ein Pinguin Chuck Norris checkmated". That's about 45. Now joke_text must be German, start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal Schach mit einem Pinguin gespielt. Der Pinguin gewann, weil Chuck Norris vergessen hatte, dass er nur einen König bewegen darf – und der Pinguin war plötzlich ein Grandmaster." But need to be unique and typical. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kuchen gebacken, aber das Ergebnis war ein Erdbeben, weil er den Ofen mit einem einzigen Blick zum Erstarren brachte." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Regenschirm erfunden, aber er benutzte ihn nie, weil er einfach den Himmel zum Regnen bringen konnte." That's typical. But we need unique. Let's do: "Chuck Norris hat einen Computer mit einem einzigen Blick in den Schlaf versetzt, und als er aufwachte, war der Desktop voller Selfies von ihm selbst." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt. Let's pick a scene: "Chuck Norris spielt Schach mit einem Pinguin, während ein Sturm um ihn herum tobt". That could be the scene. So joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat ein Schachspiel mit einem Pinguin gespielt – und als der Pinguin den letzten Zug machte, wurde das Schachbrett zu einem Vulkan, weil Chuck Norris die Regeln neu definierte." Might be too long. We need to keep it concise but funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat ein Schachspiel mit einem Pinguin gespielt. Der Pinguin checkmated ihn, indem er einfach den König des White House in ein Eis verwandelte – und Chuck Norris applaudierte, weil er noch nie so cool geschlagen wurde." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a more classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein in die Luft werfen, und der Stein fällt nie wieder." That's classic but maybe not unique. We need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Witz zu erfinden, aber das Ergebnis war ein Erdbeben, das die Erde zum Lachen brachte." That's okay. But we need a specific scene for image_prompt. Let's pick a scene: "Chuck Norris hält einen Regenschirm über einem Vulkan, während er einen Kaffee trinkt". That could be the scene. But the image prompt must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the scene description inside brackets. Let's decide on a scene: "Chuck Norris spielt Schach mit einem Pinguin auf einem schneebedeckten Berggipfel". That is specific. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris playing chess with a penguin on a snowy mountain peak. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Schach-Pinguin – Der ultimative Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. Schach-Pinguin – Der ultimative Witz". That's about 48 characters (including spaces). Good. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn ein Pinguin Chuck Norris im Schach besiegt". That's about 45. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Schach-Pinguin Witz – Lacher". Count: "Chuck Norris Schach-Pinguin Witz – Lacher" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1 Norris(6) space2 vs? Actually "Chuck Norris Schach-Pinguin Witz – Lacher". That's 44 characters