We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must not contain text or captions in image. Provide JSON object. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need something fresh. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that brews itself while he sleeps, and the coffee will be so strong it can power a small city." That's maybe too long. We need a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve world hunger, but only if the computer first acknowledges his superior beard." That's maybe okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then the melted water will form a perfect pyramid." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a reality show that wins awards without ever writing code." That's okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris humor: exaggeration of abilities, invincibility, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess against himself, and then rewrite the rules so that the queen becomes a ninja." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, and everyone in it celebrates his birthday forever." That's unique. But need to be concise enough for JSON fields. The joke_text should be the full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, and everyone in it celebrates his birthday forever." That's a joke. It's unique? Might be similar to some but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Zeit-Zone-Roundhouse: Chuck Norris erschafft Geburtstags-Feier". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neuer Geburtstagskalender". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description. Must include specific scene from joke. So we need to describe the scene: Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing time portal, with people celebrating. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include that scene. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is executing a powerful roundhouse kick that creates a glowing time portal, with people in a celebratory circle around the portal. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeitzone - Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeitzone - Witz" length: count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) e15 r16 s17 c18 h19 a20 f21 t22 (space23) n24 e25 u26 e27 (space28) Z29 e30 i31 t32 z33 o34 n35 e36 (space37) -38 (space39) W40 i41 t42 z43. That's 42 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse Kick, der eine neue Zeitzone und endlose Geburtstagsfeiern erzeugt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse Kick, der eine neue Zeitzone und endlose Geburtstagsfeiern erzeugt." That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: the full joke text. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. All must be within limits. Check headline length: "Zeit-Zone-Roundhouse: Chuck Norris erschafft Geburtstags-Feier". Count: Let's count characters: Z1 e2 i3 t4 -5 Z6 o7 n8 e9 -10 R11 o12 u13 n14 d15 h16 o17 u18 s19 e20 :21 (space?) Actually there is colon and space. Let's count precisely: "Zeit-Zone-Roundhouse: Chuck Norris erschafft Geburtstags-Feier". Count: Z1 e2 i3 t4 -5 Z6 o7 n8 e10? Wait let's just approximate it's under 80. It's likely under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neuer Geburtstagskalender". Count: Let's count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 o13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) k18 i19 c20 k21 t22 ,23 (space24) e25 s26 t27 a28 t29 (space30) e31 i32 n3