We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must not be offensive. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text or captions in image. Provide meta title and description SEO-friendly. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, avoid that. Maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". That's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". That's maybe unique. Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Let's think. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full joke, maybe a short story. Eg: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle with a single glance, and the numbers rearrange themselves to spell his name." That's maybe okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a small city for a week, and the city never needs electricity again." Might be okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia page on 'Quantum Physics' in a single breath and then explain it to a goldfish." That might be okay. But must be in German. So joke_text in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann ein leeres Blatt Papier mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in ein origami-Drachen verwandeln, das dann das Wetter um die halbe Welt ändert." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er daraus einen Flieger macht, der den Mond umkreist." Hmm. Let's craft a concise but funny joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so werfen, dass er zurückkommt, um ihm ein High‑Five zu geben." That's classic. But need to be unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by blinking". That's common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in ein Prisma brechen, das dann als neue Energiequelle für die Welt dient." That's too long. We need to keep it short but still a joke. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus mit einem Blick zum Blühen bringen, und der Kaktus startet dann ein Konzert für die Pflanzenwelt." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's craft a joke about "Chuck Norris can program a robot with a single stare, and the robot then writes a bestseller about his own greatness." That's okay. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer mit einem einzigen Blick neu starten, und das Betriebssystem dankt ihm anschließend mit einem Applaus." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's pick something about "Chuck Norris can make a sandwich that never gets stale, because time itself bows to his will." That's maybe okay. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sandwich so perfekt grillen, dass selbst die Uhr einen Tag aussetzt, um den Geschmack zu genießen." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm mit einem einzigen Blick zum Regnen bringen, und die Tropfen tanzen dann nach seinem Rhythmus." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Provide something like "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Kaffee". That's 27 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaffee macht, erwacht die ganze Stadt". That's 57 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene. For our joke about making a sandwich that never gets stale? Or about making a coffee? Let's pick a scene: "Chuck Norris breitet einen Sandwich aus, das in der Luft schwebt und leuchtet". But we need to describe scene: maybe "Chuck Norris hält einen goldenen Sandwich, der in der Luft schwebt und leuchtet, während er triumphierend lächelt". That is specific. So image_prompt should be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holds a glowing, floating sandwich that never gets stale, surrounded by a subtle aura of time distortion. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Good. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Sandwich-Wunder: Zeit stoppt". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Sandwich die Zeit zum Stehen bringt – humorvoll, episch und absolut einzigartig!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Sandwich die Zeit zum Stehen bringt – humorvoll, episch und absolut einzigartig!" That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Provide JSON object with those fields. No markdown code block. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Our headline "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Kaffee" length? Count: "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Kaffee" = 27 characters (including spaces). Good. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaffee macht, erwacht die ganze Stadt" length? Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaffee macht, erwacht die ganze Stadt" = let's count: Wenn(4) space1=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3