We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke text, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description with specifics, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is overused. Need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square" etc. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's known? Might be known but not too common. Could do "Chuck Norris can make a horse laugh by just staring at it." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a mirror." That's known? Might be known. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a physical barrier." That's more modern. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a round of applause happen in a silent library just by blinking." Might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris can make a computer crash simply by thinking about a blue screen." That's maybe known. We need unique. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by flexing his biceps." That's fresh. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by flexing his biceps, causing every driver behind him to instantly obey the law of physics." That's a bit long but okay. But need to be concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by flexing his biceps, and every driver behind him instantly obeys the law of physics." That's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris-Verkehrswitz". That's 33 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, wird die Ampel grün". That's 45 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add scene: "He flexes his biceps in front of a traffic light, which instantly turns green, while cars behind him stop in awe." Must include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include that. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Ampel grün werden – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris kann Verkehrslichter mit einem Muskelzucken grün machen – ein klassischer, witziger Witz über den legendären Actionhelden." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no extra fields. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris-Verkehrswitz" length? Count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 l11 e12 space13 C14 h15 u16 c17 k18 space19 N20 o21 r22 r23 i24 s25 space26 V27 e28 r29 k30 a31 h32 r33 s34 w35 i36 z37. That's 37 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, wird die Ampel grün" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 l18 ä19 c20 h21 e22 l23 t24 ,25 space26 w27 i28 r29 d30 space31 d32 i33 e34 space35 A36 m37 p38 e39 l40 space41 g42 r43 ü44 n45. That's 45 characters, okay. - image_prompt: Must be English, include specifics. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He flexes his biceps in front of a traffic light that instantly turns green, while cars behind him stare in awe. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not limited, but okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Ampel grün werden – Witz" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 s17 t18 space19 A20 m21 p22 e23 l24 space25 g26 r27 ü28 n29 space30 w31 e32 r33 d34 e35 n36 space37 –38 space39 W40 i41 t42 z43. That's 43 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: "Chuck Norris kann Verkehrslichter mit einem Muskelzucken grün machen – ein klassischer, witziger Witz über den legendären Actionhelden." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann Verkehrslichter mit einem Muskelzucken grün machen – ein klassischer, witziger Witz über den legendären Actionhelden." That's about 124 characters, okay. Now ensure joke_text is unique and starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide a joke: "Chuck Norris kann Verkehrslichter mit einem