We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta fields likely English? The spec says meta_title SEO Title (max 60 chars) probably English? Could be German but SEO title often English. Not specified language. We'll produce English meta title/description maybe. But keep within char limits. We must ensure no repeats, unique. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er Angst hat, dass er sonst zu viel Traffic verursacht." That's maybe not classic enough. Let's think of a known style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn zu öffnen." Hmm. We need unique. Let's create: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, und der hat gefroren, weil er nicht mit seinem Atem mithalten konnte." Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth schießen, und er landet immer exakt im Mund des Präsidenten." Hmm. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Witz zu erklären, aber das Publikum lachte so stark, dass die Erde eine neue Zeitzone brauchte." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Witz zu erklären, aber das Publikum lacht so stark, dass die Erde eine neue Zeitzone braucht." That's okay. But we need unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn zu öffnen." That's known. Let's make something else: "Chuck Norris kann ein Buch ohne Worte lesen, weil er die Gedanken der Autoren direkt herunterlädt." That's unique. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann ein Buch ohne Worte lesen, weil er die Gedanken der Autoren direkt herunterlädt." That's a joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars) German? Probably German. Provide short headline summarizing. Eg: "Der Witz, der Gedanken liest". That's short. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris liest, wird das Buch lebendig". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English description of scene from the joke. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "reading a glowing ancient tome that floats in front of him". So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Reading a glowing ancient tome that floats in front of him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris liest Gedanken – Witz". That's 30 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Fähigkeit, Gedanken zu lesen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check char limits: - headline max 80 characters. "Der Witz, der Gedanken liest" length? Count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 W5 i6 t7 z8 ,9 space10 G11 e12 s13 c14 h15 t16 e17 n18 space19 l20 e21 s22 e23 n24 t25. That's 25 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris liest, wird das Buch lebendig" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 l15 e16 s17 t18 ,19 space20 w21 i22 r23 d24 space25 d26 a27 s28 space29 B30 o31 o32 k33 space34 l35 e36 b37 e38 n39 d40 i41 v42 i43 g44. That's 44 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris liest Gedanken – Witz" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 i15 e16 s17 t18 space19 G20 e21 g22 e23 d24 a25 n26 space27 –28 space29 W30 i31 t32 z33. That's 33 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Fähigkeit, Gedanken zu lesen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count quickly: E1 i2 n3 space4 k5 u6 r7 z8 e9 ,10 space11 k12 l13 a14 s15 s16 i17 c18 h19 e20 r21 space22 C23 h24 u25 c26 k27 space28 N29 o30 r31 r32 i33 s34 space35 W36 i37 t38 z39 space40 ü41 b42 e43 r44 space45 s46 e47 i48 n49 e50 space51 F51? Wait I'm mixing. Let's just trust it's under 160. It's about 130 maybe. Should be fine. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's produce JSON with proper escaping of quotes? Not needed inside JSON string values