We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be unique, start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must be in German. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique scenario. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specifics. Must not exceed length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON object only. We need to craft a joke: maybe Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse go faster than the speed of light, etc. Unique: maybe Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to compute the answer to the ultimate question of life, but the calculator exploded because it couldn't handle his power. Or Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee brew itself just by staring at the coffee beans." Or "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green for everyone just by winking." Better: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery start a rock concert." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" at beginning. Joke_text: maybe a short story: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, and then the melted water forms a perfect espresso." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus become a saint after a single glance." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a second." That's classic. But need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic jam disappear just by tapping his watch." That's unique. Let's write: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic jam disappear just by tapping his watch, and the cars instantly rearrange themselves into a perfect marching band." That's funny. Make sure it's unique, not repeating known jokes. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Verkehr tanzen". That's 23 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Stau sieht, wird er zum Dirigenten". That's 57 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is standing on a highway, tapping a vintage watch, while cars around him transform into a marching band formation. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include specifics: "tapping his watch causing cars to rearrange into a marching band". Provide prompt accordingly. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Stau tanzen – Witz". That's 38 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Tap auf die Uhr den Verkehr in eine Marschkapelle verwandelt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count characters: let's count approx: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Tap auf die Uhr den Verkehr in eine Marschkapelle verwandelt – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have "Chuck Norris lässt Verkehr tanzen" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Verkehr tanzen" = 29 characters (including spaces). Good. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Stau sieht, wird er zum Dirigenten" length? Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Stau sieht, wird er zum Dirigenten" = 58 characters approx. Good. Image prompt: must be English, include specifics. Provide as a string. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Stau tanzen – Witz" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Stau tanzen – Witz" = 36 characters. Good. Meta description max 160 chars: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Tap auf die Uhr den Verkehr in eine Marschkapelle verwandelt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count characters: We'll approximate: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Tap auf die Uhr den Verkehr in eine Marschkapelle verwandelt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count: Entdecke(8) + space(1)=9 den(3)=12 space=13 ultimativen(11)=24 space=25 Chuck(5)=30 space=31 Norris(6)=37 space=38 Witz,(5)=43 space=44 bei(3)=47 space=48 dem(3)=51 space=52 ein(3)=55 space=56 einfachen(9)=65 space=66 Tap(3)=69 space=70 auf(3)=73 space=74 die(3)=77 space=78 Uhr(3)=81 space=82 den(3)=85 space=86 Verkehr(7)=93 space=94 in(2)=96 space=97 eine(4)=101 space=102 Marschkapelle(13)=115 space=116 verwandelt(9)=125 space=126 –(1)=127 space=128 garantiert(10)=138 space=139 zum(3)=142 space=143 Lachen!(7)=150 So about 150 characters, within 160. Good. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen St