We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr." That's not typical. Must be classic Chuck Norris style: absurd, invincible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates its own time loop, so the kicked opponent not only gets knocked out but also watches the replay in reverse." That's a bit long. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke text. Example: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and cause a hurricane in the Atlantic, but he only does it when he's bored." That's okay. But must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple game of rock-paper-scissors into a world‑ending war just by raising an eyebrow." That's okay. But need to be funny and typical. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee appear out of thin air, but only if the universe agrees to his terms and signs a non‑disclosure agreement." That's a bit meta. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing the next chapter of the Bible, and the cube will thank him for the enlightenment." Hmm. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris can lift a car with one hand, but only if the car is a toy and the hand is made of pure willpower." Not great. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear silence." That's common. We need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by looking at it, because even winter fears his stare." That's okay. But must be a full joke text, maybe a short story. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel; the calendar surrendered and now only has 364 days left." That's a known joke? Not exactly. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a parade by simply walking past the cars, and the cars start playing his theme music." That's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon, but he only uses it to stream his own epic entrance music." That's modern. But we need to keep it classic and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in his sleep, and the numbers will apologize for ever doubting his intellect." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into the future, landing perfectly on a plate that didn't exist yet." That's creative. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into the future, landing perfectly on a plate that didn't exist yet." That's a full joke text. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Pfannkuchen durch die Zeit springen". That's German, 44 chars maybe. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn der Teig die Zukunft erreicht". That's 30 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris makes a pancake flip into a glowing portal". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is flipping a glowing pancake that transforms into a portal to the future, with a radiant aura and floating clock gears. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Pancake Time Travel Joke". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein Pfannkuchen-Zeitreise-Phänomen – absurd, episch und völlig unverwüstlich." That's about 106 chars. Check lengths: Headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Pfannkuchen durch die Zeit springen" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16s17 (space18)P19f20a21n22n23k24u25c26h27e28n29 (space30)d31u32r33 (space34)d35i36e37 (space38)T39i40m41e42 (space43)s44p45r46i47n48g49e50n51. That's 51 characters, under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn der Teig die Zukunft erreicht" length: count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5e6r7 (space8)T9e10e11g12 (space13)d14i15e16 (space17)Z18u19e20i21t22e23r24r25e26i27c28h29t30. That's 30 characters, under 80. Meta title: "Chuck Norris Pancake Time Travel Joke" length: count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)P14a15n16c17k18e19 (space20)T2