We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Must ensure headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide English prompt for image generation with specifics. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene from the joke. No text or captions in image prompt. Provide meta title and description within limits. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself, or about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or about his beard being a separate entity that can file taxes. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but his beard can also divide by zero and still get a perfect result." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to grow a beard of its own, but it got jealous and decided to become a full‑time actor, starring in a blockbuster called 'The Rise of the Bearded One'." That might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris' beard once challenged a mountain to a push‑up contest; the mountain now serves as his personal stepping stone." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to start a band, but every time it played a note, the guitars spontaneously turned into flaming swords." That could be funny. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris' beard once got a driver's license; now it parks itself in the most inconvenient spots to teach other facial hair humility." That might be okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt: e.g., "Chuck Norris stands on a mountaintop, his beard swirling like a storm, holding a vintage microphone, while a crowd of tiny action figures cheer." Something like that. Let's design joke_text: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a karaoke contest and sang so powerfully that the microphones turned into tiny fireworks, lighting up the entire arena." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of a more classic style: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to file taxes, but the IRS refused because it claimed the beard had no income." That's maybe too similar to some jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to become a detective; it solved the case of the missing socks by deducing they were hiding in the dryer, then forced the dryer to confess." That might be okay. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to become a stand‑up comedian, but every punchline caused the audience to spontaneously grow extra arms, making the show a literal 'arms‑full' performance." That's unique. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Der Bart, der die Welt zum Lachen brachte". That's 38 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als ein Superheld". That's 44 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke: "The beard holding a microphone that transforms into fireworks". So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. The beard is holding a vintage microphone that erupts into colorful fireworks, standing on a stage with a cheering crowd of tiny action figures. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to keep it within the prompt but it's okay. meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Bart-Witz: Der ultimative Lacher". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Bart-Witz: Der ultimative Lacher" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Bart-Witz:(9?) Actually "Bart-Witz:" is 8 inc colon? Let's count precisely: "Bart-Witz:" 8 characters (B a r t - W i t z :). So far 13+8=21, space=22, "Der"=3 =>25, space=26, "ultimative"=10 =>36, space=37, "Lacher"=6 =>43. So total 43 characters, within 60. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der zum Comedian wird – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Let's count: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der zum Comedian wird – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count: Ein(3) space1=4, kurzer,(6) =>10, space=11, ironischer(9) =>20, space=21, Chuck(5)=>26, space=27, Norris(6)=>33, space=34, Witz(4)=>38, space=39, über(4)=>43, space=44, einen(5)=>49, space=50, Bart,(5)=>55, space=56, der(3)=>59, space=60, zum(3)=>63, space=64, Comedian(8)=>72, space=73, wird(4)=>77, space=78, –(1?) Actually dash with spaces? We'll count as space dash space? We'll just keep within limit. Continue: space=79, perfekt(7)=>86, space=87, für(3)=>90, space=91, Memes(5)=>96, space=97, und(3)=>100, space=101, Lacher!(7)=>108. So about 108 characters, within 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. We must output JSON only, no markdown code block. Let's