We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must be within constraints. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors against himself and still win." Or "Chuck Norris can hear the silence." Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." But need to be classic style: exaggeration about his abilities affecting reality. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a castle." Or "Chuck Norris can paint a masterpiece with his beard." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the desert by blinking." That's unique. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be the full joke sentence(s). Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Wüstenkern erzeugen, indem er nur einmal blinzelt – und der Sturm hält sofort an, sobald er aufhört zu blinzeln." That's a bit long but okay. But need to be funny, typical Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kuchen backen, indem er einfach nur in die Luft schaut – und das Ergebnis ist ein perfektes Tortenbild, das sogar die Bäcker in Staunen versetzt." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Schokolade erschaffen, indem er nur mit den Augen darauf schaut – und jedes Mal, wenn er lächelt, wird ein neuer Regenbogen geboren." That's whimsical. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Blühen bringen, indem er ihn nur anschaut – und der Kaktus blüht sofort in ein Feuerwerk aus Rosen." That's unique. But need to be concise enough for JSON fields. Let's craft a short but clear joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Blühen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht – und plötzlich sprießen Rosen, die sogar die Sterne zum Neid machen." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus blühen – Rosen-Feuerwerk". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, blühen Rosen im Wüstenwind". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: maybe "He is staring at a cactus in a desert, and roses burst around it". Must include that. Also include "No text, no captions." Provide full prompt. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus blühen – unglaublicher Witz". That's maybe 45 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kaktus zu einem Rosenfeuerwerk wird – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's under 160. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no extra fields, no markdown. Provide fields in order? Not required but must include all. Provide JSON object. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus blühen – Rosen-Feuerwerk". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)K20a21k22t23u24s25 (space26)b27l28ü29h30e31n32 (space33)–34 (space35)R36o37s38e39n40-41F42e43u44e45u46e47r48w49e50r51k52. That's 52 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, blühen Rosen im Wüstenwind". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)l18ä19s20s21t22 (space23)s24m25i26c27h28l29t30,31 (space32)b33l34ü35h36e37n38 (space39)R40o41s42e43n44 (space45)i46m47 (space48)W49ü50s51t52e53n54w55i56n57d58. That's 58 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include the required opening phrase and specifics. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is staring intensely at a lone cactus in a scorching desert, and vibrant roses burst around the cactus in a spectacular fireworks-like bloom. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus blühen – unglaublicher Witz". Count: let's count characters: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s