We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but SEO maybe English? Probably German is fine. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Something like "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat now runs the CIA." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once used a roundhouse kick to fix a broken internet cable, causing the whole world to get instant Wi-Fi. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it. Or Chuck Norris once fought a snowstorm and won, causing summer to start early. Make it unique: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with the sun; the sun now hides behind his sunglasses." Might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" exactly. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance, and now every desert cactus does the moonwalk at midnight." That's unique. But need to be funny, typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a mountain to a push‑up contest; the mountain now does push‑ups for him while he watches from the beach." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a round of beer appear out of thin air just by blinking." That's also common. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to file a tax return using only his beard; the IRS now issues refunds in the form of roundhouse kicks." That's unique. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a GPS to speak German; now every satellite announces 'Sie haben das Ziel erreicht' before disappearing." That's unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: He can do impossible things. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to catch a falling star with a fishing rod; now the night sky is full of constellations shaped like his beard." That's creative. Let's pick one: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push‑ups; now every snowflake that lands on the ground does a perfect plank before melting." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push‑ups; now every snowflake that lands on the ground does a perfect plank before melting." That's okay. Now we need headline: max 80 characters, short. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken trainieren". That's German, 27 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, image caption. Something like "Wenn Schneeflocken mehr Fitness haben als du". That's 38 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "teaching a snowflake to do push-ups". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris teaching a glowing snowflake to do push-ups in a winter forest, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes [Specific scene from the joke] replaced with actual description. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Schneeflocken Push‑Ups – Witz". That's 44 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris Witz über schmelzende Schneeflocken, die Push‑Ups machen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 130 characters. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: "joke_text": "Der vollständige Witz-Text" (German). Must be exactly the joke text we wrote. "headline": "Kurze Überschrift (max 80 Zeichen)". Provide headline string. "meme_caption": "Bildunterschrift für Meme (max 80 Zeichen)". Provide caption. "image_prompt": "Englischer Prompt für Bildgenerierung: ..." Provide full prompt as described. "meta_title": "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)". Provide. "meta_description": "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". Provide. Make sure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Check length constraints: Headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken trainieren" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneeflocken(12)=31, space=32, trainieren(9)=41. So 41 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Schneeflocken mehr Fitness haben als du" length? Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Schneeflocken(12)=17, space=18, mehr(4)=22, space=23, Fitness(7)=30, space=31, haben(5)=36, space=37, als(3)=40, space=41, du(2)=43. So 43 characters, okay. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Schneeflocken Push‑Ups – Witz" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Schneeflocken(12)=25, space=26, Push‑Ups(6 inc hyphen?) Actually "Push‑Ups" 7 inc hyphen? Let's count: P(1)u2 s3 h4 -5 U6 p7 s8? Actually "Push‑Ups" includes hyphen and maybe special char. Let's approximate 7. So