We need to output JSON only, no markdown. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, m...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta fields likely also German? Probably yes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Ensure we respect those limits. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to open a jar of pickles, but the pickles surrendered." Something like that. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Witz so stark machen, dass selbst die Gummibärchen vor Lachen platzen." But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Computer zu programmieren, aber der Computer hat gebetet, dass er aufhört." Might be okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". That's typical. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by breathing". Let's think. We need to ensure it's unique. Let's produce: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein ganzes Universum, das nur aus Kaugummi besteht." That's unique. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's funny. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi Welten entstehen". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi Welten entstehen" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Kaugummi(8)=27, space=28, Welten(6)=34, space=35, entstehen(8)=43. So 43 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Kaugummi mehr Power hat als das Universum". Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Kaugummi(8)=13, space=14, mehr(4)=18, space=19, Power(5)=24, space=25, hat(3)=28, space=29, nur(3)=32, space=33, Power(5)=38, space=39, des(3)=42, space=43, Universum(9)=52. That's 52 characters, okay. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: maybe "He is holding a massive pink bubblegum that expands into a swirling galaxy of pink bubbles". Must be within prompt. Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the scene: "holding a massive pink bubblegum that expands into a swirling galaxy of pink bubbles". Let's craft full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is holding a massive pink bubblegum that expands into a swirling galaxy of pink bubbles, creating a new universe of gum. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Universum – Witz". Count characters: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaugummi(8)=21, -(1)=22, Universum(9)=31, space=32, –(1)=33, space=34, Witz(4)=38. That's 38 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein Kaugummi-Universum, das aus einem einzigen Kauderwelsch entsteht. Lustig, einzigartig und voll actiongeladen!" Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein Kaugummi-Universum, das aus einem einzigen Kauderwelsch entsteht. Lustig, einzigartig und voll actiongeladen!" Let's count roughly: Ein(3) space=4, klassischer(10)=14, space=15, Chuck(5)=20, space=21, Norris(6)=27, space=28, Witz(4)=32, space=33, über(4)=37, space=38, ein(3)=41, space=42, Kaugummi-Universum,(16 inc hyphen and comma?) Let's count: Kaugummi(8)=50, -(1)=51, Universum(9)=60, ,(1)=61, space=62, das(3)=65, space=66, aus(3)=69, space=70, einem(5)=75, space=76, einzigen(7)=83, space=84, Kauderwelsch(11)=95, space=96, entsteht.(10 inc period)=106, space=107, Lustig,(7 inc comma)=114, space=115, einzigartig(10)=125, space=126, und(3)=129, space=130, voll(4)=134, space=135, actiongeladen!(13 inc exclamation)=148. So about 148 characters, okay under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: No markdown code block. Provide raw JSON. Make sure no duplicate jokes. This is unique. Now produce final JSON