We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make the sun rise twice a day, etc. But must be unique and not a standard one. Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller novel in a single breath, and the book automatically becomes a bestseller before it's finished." Or "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube rearranges itself to thank him." That might be too long. We need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Not unique. Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." That could be unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a worldwide pandemic with a single keystroke." That might be too political? Not exactly. It's about programming. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee appear out of thin air, and the coffee will grant you infinite stamina for the next 24 hours." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can single-handedly write the entire source code of the internet in a single night, and the code will compile without errors." That might be okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking, and the sand turns into snowflakes that sing opera." That is unique. Now we need to fill fields: joke_text: The full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe a short sentence. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with the scene described. For our joke, maybe "blinking and causing a sandstorm to turn into singing snowflakes over a desert". So we can embed that. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All must be in JSON, no markdown code fences. Make sure each field is within length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blinken einen Sandsturm im Sahara zu einem Opern-singenden Schneesturm machen." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Sand zu Opern-Schneeflocken werden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Sand zu Opern-Schneeflocken werden" length? Let's count characters including spaces: "Chuck Norris lässt Sand zu Opern-Schneeflocken werden" = 53? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)S20a21n22d23 (space24)z25u26 (space27)O28p29e30r31n32-33S34c35h36n37e38i39f40l41k42e43n44 (space45)w46i47r48d49e50n51. That's 51 characters? Actually we need to count correctly. Let's just keep under 80, it's fine. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Wüste zum Opernball". Count characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Wüste zum Opernball" length? Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)b18l19i20n21z22e23l24t25, (space26)w27i28e28d29 (space30)d31i32e33 (space34)W35ü36s37t38e39 (space40)z41u42m43 (space44)O45p46e47r48n49b50a51l52l53. That's 53 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include specific scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris blinking and causing a sandstorm in the Sahara to transform into singing snowflakes that form operatic notes, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Sand zu Opern-Schneeflocken werden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Sand zu Opern-Schneeflocken werden". That's similar to headline but maybe shorter: "Chuck Norris lässt Sand zu Opern-Schneeflocken werden". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s