We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc? The instructions: "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text is the full joke text (German). headline is short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption is image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt is English prompt for image generation describing scene, includes specifics. meta_title SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description SEO Description max 160 chars. We must avoid repetition, be creative, unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten schneller verarbeitet als jede Firewall." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." Or "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, the Earth does a squat." Let's think of a unique one: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a joke about himself, but the punchline was so funny that it caused the universe to reboot." That's okay. But must be in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Witz über sich selbst zu erfinden – doch die Pointe war so stark, dass sie das Universum neu starten musste." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Finger die entire Internet-Suche nach 'Chuck Norris' stoppen, weil er die Suchergebnisse selbst schreibt." Might be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neues Universum, das nur aus seinem Geschmack besteht." That's whimsical. But we need classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, often about his strength, ability to control nature, etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Finger umdrehen, während er gleichzeitig ein Sandwich ohne Brot isst." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full joke, maybe a short story. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Sonne einen Schauer bekam – und dann hat er ihn mit einem Blick wieder auf 25°C gestellt, weil er Hunger hatte." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so stark, dass er einen Stahlhammer biegen kann, ohne ihn zu berühren – er lässt ihn einfach nach seinem Willen schwingen." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten schneller verarbeitet als jede Firewall – und dann macht er daraus einen Kaffee, der die Welt wach macht." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something more classic: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Witz zu erfinden, aber die Pointe war so stark, dass sie das Universum neu starten musste." That's good. Let's use that: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Witz über sich selbst zu erfinden, aber die Pointe war so stark, dass sie das Universum neu starten musste." That's a classic style: meta joke about his jokes causing universe reboot. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Der Witz, der das Universum neu startet". That's 27 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, explodiert der Code." That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description of a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "standing in front of a massive server rack that is glowing, with a reboot symbol". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. He stands confidently in front of a massive glowing server rack with a 'REBOOT' button being pressed, surrounded by flickering code. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt das Universum neu starten – Witz". That's 48 chars maybe. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem seine Pointe das Universum neu starten lässt – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Check headline length: "Der Witz, der das Universum neu startet" length: count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 W5 i6 t7 z8 ,9 space10 d11 a12 s13 space14 U15 n16 i17 v18 e19 r20 s21 e22 space23 n24 e25 u26 space27 s28 t29 a30 r31 t32 e33 n34. That's 34 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, explodiert der Code." Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k8 space9 N10 o11 r12 r13 i14 s15 space16 l17 a18 c19 h20 t21 ,22 space23 e24 x25 p26 l27 o28 d29 e30 r31 t32 space33 d34 e35 r36 space37 C38 o39 d40 e41 . That's 41 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include specifics. Let's craft a concise but detailed prompt. "hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero in his 50s with reddish-brown