We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to play chess, but the cat surrendered after realizing it was playing checkers." That's not typical. Need something more classic: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke text. Example: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for directions from him." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to melt, but the snowflake refused, fearing it would become a puddle." That's okay. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a novel in invisible ink, but the paper got scared and wrote itself." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a round square". That's known. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse laugh". Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a self-checkout lane at the grocery store, but the scanner asked for his autograph." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of invincibility, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a camouflage chameleon, but the chameleon surrendered and asked for a rematch." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance, but the cactus grew spikes in rhythm." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a zero-gravity cafe, and the barista served him a cup of pure willpower." That's creative. But must be in German. So we need to write the joke in German. The joke_text field must be German. It must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Kaktus zum Tanzen zu bringen, aber der Kaktus wächst einfach Stacheln im Takt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft a more classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but he prefers to multiply by infinity." That's known. Let's avoid. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror, but the mirror asked for his autograph." That's okay. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Spiegel zu zerbrechen, aber der Spiegel bricht sich selbst, weil er nicht mit seiner eigenen Legende leben kann." That's okay. But need to be funny and typical. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to play chess with a computer, but the computer surrendered after realizing it was playing checkers." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to swim upstream, but the goldfish taught him how to breathe fire." That's okay. But must be in German. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Goldfisch zum Schwimmen gegen den Strom zu bringen, doch der Goldfisch lehrt ihn stattdessen, Feuer zu atmen." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Schneemann zu überreden, im Sommer zu bleiben, aber der Schneemann schmilzt einfach und sagt: 'Das ist mein Job.'" That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Schneemann zu überreden, im Sommer zu bleiben, doch der Schneemann schmilzt einfach und sagt: 'Das ist mein Job.'" That's okay. But maybe we need a more classic punchline: "Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone, but he prefers to kill one bird with two stones and then eat the stones." That's known. Let's craft a unique one: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a Wi‑Fi router as a weapon, but the router asked for a password and then gave him a firmware update." That's okay. But need to be in German: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen WLAN‑Router als Waffe zu benutzen, doch der Router fragt nach einem Passwort und führt dann ein Firmware‑Update durch." That's okay. But maybe we need a more iconic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Not unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse laugh". Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with extra cheese, but the pizza delivered a cheese‑filled universe." That's okay. German: "Chuck Norris bestellt einmal eine Pizza mit extra Käse, doch die Pizza liefert ihm ein ganzes Käse‑Universum." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft a final joke: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi kauft ihm ein Auto und fährt damit zum Mond." That's weird but maybe too random. Better: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi wird zum Flugzeug und fliegt davon, weil er genug Geschmack hat." Hmm. Maybe we should stick with a clear punchline: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Kaktus zu interviewen, aber der Kaktus antwortet nur mit Stacheln und einem Lebenslauf aus Dornen." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi wird zum Flugzeug und fliegt davon, weil er genug Geschmack hat." But that's weird. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi wird zum Flugzeug und fliegt davon, weil er genug Geschmack hat." That's okay. But maybe we need a more straightforward classic: "Chuck Norris can kill a horse with a single glance, but he prefers to just stare at it until it apologizes." That's known. Let's