We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object (no markdown code block). Must ensure fields are within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." But that's a known one. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to divide by zero, and the universe got a headache." That's known? Might be similar. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's known. We need a new one: maybe about his beard, his strength, his ability to control time, etc. Example: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight and won, causing the year to skip straight to December." That's maybe new. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's maybe new. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a laser beam just by breathing." That's new. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube thanks him afterward." That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke text. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a horsepower engine run on pure optimism." Hmm. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a real number." That's known but maybe okay? Might be similar to existing jokes. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a black hole bow to him and return the light it swallowed." That's unique. But must be short enough? Not specified length for joke_text, but must be a joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by staring at it, and the snowflake apologizes." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by staring at it, and the snowflake apologizes." That's okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken zerschmelzen – und sie bedauern es". That's maybe 57 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe: "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken Angst haben, dich zu treffen". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring at a melting snowflake that is apologizing, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to include that placeholder exactly? Probably we need to replace it with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put "staring at a melting snowflake that apologizes" as the scene. So the prompt should include that phrase. Thus: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. staring at a melting snowflake that apologizes. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken zerschmelzen – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken zerschmelzen – Witz" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneeflocken(12)=31, space=32, zerschmelzen(11)=43, space=44, –(1?) actually dash with spaces? We'll count characters including spaces. Let's just craft shorter: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken schmelzen". That's 33 chars. Good. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über schmelzende Schneeflocken – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über schmelzende Schneeflocken – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken zerschmelzen – Witz" length? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken zerschmelzen – Witz". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 S19 c20 h21 n22 e23 e24 f25 l26 o27 k28 e29 n30 space31 z32 e33 r34 s35 m36 e37 l38 z39 e40 n41 space42 –43 space44 W45 i46 t47 z48. That's 48 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken Angst haben, dich zu treffen". Count: Wenn(4) space5 selbst(6) space7 Schne