We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide a headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten mit seiner Aura komprimiert." But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er auch nur einen Hauch von Wasser braucht." Might be okay. But must be unique and not a known joke. Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad senkte, nur indem er ihn anstarrt." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Nudel die Weltbevölkerung zum Schweigen bringen, weil er die Nudel in ein Megafon verwandelt." Hmm. We need to keep it classic: maybe about his beard, his strength, his ability to divide by zero. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann jede mathematische Gleichung lösen, indem er einfach die Unbekannte durch einen einzigen Blick zum Verschwinden bringt." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden um 0,5% erhöhte, und niemand bemerkte den Unterschied, weil er ihn einfach verschluckte." Might be too long. We need a concise joke text. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm mit bloßen Händen in ein Flugzeug verwandeln, ohne dass das Flugzeug je gestartet ist." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm mit bloßen Händen in ein Flugzeug verwandeln, ohne dass das Flugzeug je gestartet ist." That's a joke. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenschirme in Flugzeuge". That's 38 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn der Regenschirm plötzlich abhebt". That's 30 chars. Image prompt: English description of a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris transforms a plain umbrella into a soaring airplane mid-air, with dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Must include that scene. Need to keep within the prompt format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill the placeholder with the specific scene: "Chuck Norris transforms a plain umbrella into a soaring airplane mid-air". So the prompt will be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris transforms a plain umbrella into a soaring airplane mid-air. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenschirm in Flugzeug – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenschirm in Flugzeug – Witz". That's 53 characters maybe. Should be <=60. Meta_description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Regenschirm zum Flugzeug wird – humorvoll und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Regenschirm zum Flugzeug wird – humorvoll und einzigartig." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: The full joke text (starting with Chuck Norris). Must be in German. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt as described. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON only, no markdown. Check lengths: Headline: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenschirm in Flugzeug" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenschirm in Flugzeug" = 44 characters (including spaces). Under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn der Regenschirm plötzlich abhebt" length: count: "Wenn der Regenschirm plötzlich abhebt" = 33 characters. Under 80. Meta title: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenschirm in Flugzeug – Witz" length: count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenschirm in Flugzeug – Witz" = 55? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)v14e15r16w17e18n19d20e21l22t23 (space24)R25e26g27e28s29c30h31i32r33m34 (space35)i36n37 (space38)F39l40u41g42e43l44l45 (space46)–47 (space48)W49i50t51z52. So 52 characters. Under 60. Meta description: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Regenschirm zum Flugzeug wird – humorvoll und einzigartig." Let's count characters: We'll approximate: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris W