We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object with those fields. Ensure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But need unique. Let's think of a new scenario: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a black hole, causing it to emit a rainbow. Or Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach Mars. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in hell. Let's craft something. Joke text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, selbst wenn er im Weltraum schwebt." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die Sonne zum Schmelzen brachte, weil er zu heiß war." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus wurde ein ganzes Ökosystem im Weltraum." Might be weird. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris kann einen Elefanten mit einem Fingerzeig zum Schweigen bringen." Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kometen gebeten, langsamer zu fahren, weil er gerade erst angefangen hat, sein neues Auto zu testen." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst die Sonne einen Eiskuchen friert." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft a joke about "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon and still have full bars." That's known? Not exactly. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so dehnen, dass er ein ganzes Universum zum Platzen bringt." That's unique. Let's produce a joke text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so dehnen, dass er ein ganzes Universum zum Platzen bringt, und danach immer noch genug Speichel haben, um es wieder zu kleben." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise? Not specified length. Just a joke text. Now headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft tanzen". That's 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaugummi kaue, wird das Universum zum Kaugummi". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stretches an endless piece of gum that stretches across the cosmos, pulling stars". So include that. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stretches an endless piece of gum that stretches across the cosmos, pulling stars and galaxies, creating a luminous bridge of pink bubblegum. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt das Universum platzen". That's 33 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi, der das Universum zum Platzen bringt – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." That's about 124 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt English. Make sure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON. joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so dehnen, dass er ein ganzes Universum zum Platzen bringt, und danach immer noch genug Speichel haben, um es wieder zu kleben." headline: "Chuck Norris lässt das Universum platzen" meme_caption: "Ein Kaugummi, der das Universum zum Platzen bringt – nur Chuck Norris kann das!" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stretches an endless piece of gum that stretches across the cosmos, pulling stars and galaxies, creating a luminous bridge of pink bubblegum. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt das Universum platzen" meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi, der das Universum zum Platzen bringt – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris lässt das Universum platzen" length = 33 characters (including spaces). Under 80. meme_caption: "Ein Kaugummi, der das Universum zum Platzen bringt – nur Chuck Norris kann das!" Count: let's count approx: "Ein Kaugummi, der das Universum zum Platzen bringt – nur Chuck Norris kann das!" That's about 71 characters? 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