We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Provide a funny unique joke. We need to ensure each field respects length limits: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Kaffee trinkt." That might be okay but need uniqueness. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, und der hat gefragt, ob er nochmal eine Runde drehen darf." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Schachzug in 0,0001 Sekunden zu machen, aber das Schachbrett hat sich selbst ergeben." Not great. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen einen Tsunami erzeugen." That's common but maybe okay. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Arktis einen Handschuh aus Eis braucht, um nicht zu frieren." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Laserpointer benutzt, um das Universum neu zu kalibrieren, und das Ergebnis war ein perfektes Bowling‑Spiel." Hmm. We need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Wi‑Fi-Signal so stark machen, dass selbst die Router applaudieren." That's unique. Now fields: joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with Chuck Norris. Must be funny, unique. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt das Wi‑Fi zur Legende werden". That's under 80. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris das Wi‑Fi einschaltet, zittert die Welt". Keep under 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed "Chuck Norris uses a laser pointer to calibrate the universe resulting in a perfect bowling game" maybe. But we need to include specific scene from the joke. Our joke is about Wi-Fi signal. So scene: Chuck Norris standing in a data center, pointing a laser at a router, routers applauding. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris, 50s, reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular, black sleeveless vest, holding a laser pointer aimed at a glowing Wi‑Fi router, routers surrounding him clapping, American flag backdrop, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster". Must be English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Witz – Legendärer Internet-Moment". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Witz – Legendärer Internet-Moment". That's maybe 53? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)W14i15‑16F17i18 (space19)W20i21z22t23 (space24)–25 (space26)L27e28g29e30n31d32ä33r34e35r36 (space37)I38n39t40e41r42n43e44t45‑46M47o48m49e50n51t52. That's 52 characters, okay under 60. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Witz – ein humorvoller Klassiker, der das Internet zum Lachen bringt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Witz – ein humorvoller Klassiker, der das Internet zum Lachen bringt." That's maybe 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no extra fields. Provide JSON object with those keys. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Our headline: "Chuck Norris lässt das Wi‑Fi zur Legende werden". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 ä15 s16 s17 t18 (space19) d20 a21 s22 (space23) W24 i25 ‑? Actually "Wi‑Fi" includes hyphen. Let's count characters precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt das Wi‑Fi zur Legende werden". Let's count: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "lässt"17 (l14 a15 s16 s17 t18?), wait need systematic. Let's just approximate it's under 80. It's likely under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris das Wi‑Fi einschaltet, zittert die Welt". Count maybe ~55, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. We have 52, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. We have maybe 106, okay. Now ensure image_prompt is English and includes scene. Must be a single string. Provide as described. Now produce JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Wi‑Fi-Signal so stark machen, dass selbst die Router applaudieren." headline: "Chuck Norris lässt das Wi‑Fi zur Legende werden" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris das Wi‑Fi einschaltet, zittert die Welt" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with redd