We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Provide fields exactly as requested. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Datenpakete persönlich überprüft." But need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Kaugummitopia' nannte." That's classic. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er 'Kaugummitopia' nennt." That's okay. Now JSON fields: joke_text: full joke text in German. headline: short heading max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill that placeholder with specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed something like "Chuck Norris kauft einen Kaugummi aus einem riesigen Supermarkt, während ein Kontinent aus dem Kaugummi entsteht". But we need to keep it in English. Provide a prompt that includes the scene. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris casually chews a massive bubblegum that expands into a floating continent, while he stands confidently with a black sleeveless vest, reddish-brown hair, thick beard, and a fierce gaze, the continent forming behind him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kaugummitopia – Der ultimative Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kaugummitopia – Der ultimative Witz". That's about 53 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18f19t20 (space21)K22a23u24g25u26m27m28i29t30o31p32i33a34 (space35)–36 (space37)D38e39r40 (space41)u42l43t44i45m46a47t48i49v50e51 (space52)W53i54t55z56. That's 56 characters, okay under 60. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent erschafft – humorvoll, absurd und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent erschafft – humorvoll, absurd und einzigartig." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now headline max 80 chars. Something like "Kaugummi-Kontinent: Chuck Norris schafft neue Welt". Count: "Kaugummi-Kontinent: Chuck Norris schafft neue Welt" length? Let's count: K1a2u3g4u5m6m7i8-9K10o11n12t13i14n15e16n17t18:19 (space)20C21h22u23c24k25 (space)26N27o28r29r30i31s32 (space)33s34c35h36a37f38t39 (space)40n41e42u43e44 (space)45W46e47l48t49. That's 49 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn ein Kaugummi mehr kann als ein Kontinent!" Count: "Wenn ein Kaugummi mehr kann als ein Kontinent!" That's about 44 characters. Now joke_text: Must be full joke text. Something like: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er ‚Kaugummitopia‘ nennt. Er nutzt ihn als Basecamp für seine täglichen Weltverbesserungs‑Missionen." That's okay. But need to ensure uniqueness, not repeat existing jokes. This seems unique. Now ensure JSON fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide JSON object only, no extra text. Make sure no markdown code fences. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er ‚Kaugummitopia‘ nennt. Er nutzt ihn als Basecamp für seine täglichen Weltverbesserungs‑Missionen." headline: "Kaugummi-Kontinent: Chuck Norris schafft neue Welt" meme_caption: "Wenn ein Kaugummi mehr kann als ein Kontinent!" image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene. Let's write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris casually chews an enormous bubblegum that expands into a floating continent behind him,