We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repetition, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Must be funny, ironic, typical. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Must avoid similar phrasing to known jokes. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". For example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann aus Wasser im Sommer bauen, ohne dass er schmilzt." That's a known one? Might be similar. Need something fresh. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent. Or Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while skydiving. Let's craft something original. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick gefüllt, sodass alle Lebensmittel automatisch vegan wurden." That might be okay. But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einen Regenbogen zum Schweigen gebracht, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Rundkick zum Erstarren brachte." That's maybe too similar to known jokes about roundhouse kicks causing natural phenomena. We need something fresh: maybe about his beard being a Wi-Fi hotspot, or his beard can power a toaster. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the desert by blinking. Let's think: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth bringen, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Blick wieder einholt." Might be too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaktus zum Blühen gebracht, indem er ihn nur angeschaut hat." That's similar to known jokes about making things happen. We need something that hasn't been used. Let's create a scenario: Chuck Norris can fix a broken clock by simply staring at it, causing time to reverse for 5 seconds. That might be unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris hat einen defekten Wecker repariert, indem er ihn nur ansieht – plötzlich tickt er rückwärts, weil er Angst hat, dass er zu spät kommt." But that might be too similar to jokes about fixing things. Maybe something about his beard being a GPS: "Chuck Norris' Bart hat die Karte von Atlantis neu definiert, weil er darauf bestand, dass die Kontinente nach seinem Schlafplan verschoben werden." Hmm. Let's craft a witty joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so kalt machen, dass Eiswürfel Schokolade fressen." That's weird but maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's think of a scenario involving a roundhouse kick causing a new law of physics: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausgeführt, dass er die Schwerkraft für 3 Sekunden auf 0,5% seiner normalen Stärke reduzierte – und alle Menschen begannen, im Schlaf zu fliegen." But that might be too similar to known jokes about gravity. Maybe something about his beard being a Wi-Fi router: "Chuck Norris' Bart sendet ein so starkes WLAN-Signal, dass selbst der Mond TikTok-Videos in 8K streamen kann, ohne Verzögerung." That seems fresh. But must be in German, start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris' Bart sendet ein so starkes WLAN-Signal, dass selbst der Mond TikTok-Videos in 8K streamen kann, ohne Verzögerung." That's a joke. It's unique? Probably not used before. It's funny, ironic. Now we need to produce JSON fields. - joke_text: the full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe just that sentence? It should be the full joke text. Could be just that line. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Bart als WLAN-Router". That's under 80. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn der Bart mehr Daten hat als das Internet". Keep under 80. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something relevant: maybe "his beard glowing like a router antenna, with Wi-Fi waves emanating". But must be within the prompt. The prompt must be English, describing the scene. Must include the specific scene from the joke. So we can say: "his beard glowing like a Wi-Fi router antenna, emitting neon signal waves". Let's craft: "his beard glowing like a Wi-Fi router antenna, emitting neon signal waves, with a faint outline of the moon in the background". But we need to keep the format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Specific scene from the joke] with something describing the scene: maybe "his beard glowing like a Wi-Fi router antenna, emitting neon signal waves toward a stylized moon". Let's do: "his beard glowing like a Wi-Fi router antenna, emitting neon signal waves toward a stylized moon". That fits. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Bart-WLAN: Der ultimative Meme". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Bart-WLAN: Der ultimative Meme" length: 41? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)B15a16r17t18-19W20L21A22N23:24 (space25)D26e27r28 (space29)u30l31t32i33m34a35t36i37v38e39 (space40)M41e42m43e44. That's 44 characters, okay under