We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass sogar die Eisbären zittern." But must be unique. We need to include headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English prompt for image generation) describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, [specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need meta_title (max 60 chars) and meta_description (max 160 chars). Provide SEO-friendly. All fields must be strings. We must output JSON only, no markdown code fences. Make sure no extra text. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte, weil er zu kalt war." That's maybe too long. Need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft neu definieren, sodass sein Schatten mehr wiegt als ein Elefant." That's okay. But must be a joke that is funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der dann die Zeitreise erfand, weil er zu langweilig war." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingen, dass Nägel automatisch in die Wand selbst schrauben, ohne dass er ihn überhaupt hält." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingen, dass die Nägel von selbst in die Wand schrauben, weil er zu faul ist, sie zu hammern." But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenschirm erfunden, der nicht nur Regen abhält, sondern auch das Wetter dazu zwingt, ihm zu gehorchen." That's okay. But we need a specific scene for image_prompt: "Chuck Norris stands on a mountain peak holding a hammer that is levitating and bending steel beams into a perfect circle, with an American flag fluttering behind him." But must be specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a scene that matches the joke. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass die Zeit in einer Endlosschleife stehen bleibt, weil er zu Langeweile keine Geduld hat." That's maybe too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Hammer so geschwungen, dass er sofort ein ganzes Gebäude aus einem einzigen Nagel gebaut hat, weil er keine Zeit für Schrauben hat." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick so kalt machen, dass selbst die Sonne einen Gefrieranfall bekommt." That's classic. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so kalt machen, dass selbst die Sonne einen Frostbeule bekommt." That's okay. Now image_prompt: need to describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, [specific scene from the joke]. The scene: "holding a massive ice-cold stare at a glowing refrigerator that emits frost, with an American flag in the background". But need to be specific: maybe "Chuck Norris stands in front of a massive, ancient refrigerator, his gaze causing frost to spread across the metal, with the American flag waving behind him." Let's craft image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in front of an enormous vintage refrigerator that glows with icy blue light, frost spreading from his stare, American flag waving dramatically behind him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting." Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne frieren". That's 23 chars. Meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis." That's 38 chars. Meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne frieren – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, der selbst die Sonne zum Erfrieren bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON. Check lengths: - headline: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne frieren" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)d20i21e22 (space23)S24o25n26n27e28 (space29)f30r31i32e33r34e35n36. So 36 chars, okay. - meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis." Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)l18ä19c20h21e22lt23, (space24)s25c26h27m28i29l30t31z32t33 (space34)d35a36s37 (space38)e39i40s41. That's 41 chars, okay. - meta