We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must avoid repetition, clichés. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse win a race by staring at it, etc. But must be unique and not typical. Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve the halting problem by simply looking at it." That might be too techy. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by thinking about it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon by sending a single ping." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundtrip to Mars using only a paper airplane and his beard." That might be too long. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, and the cube solves itself out of respect." That's maybe typical. We need something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by blinking." That's unique. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by whispering 'restart'." That's maybe known. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by giving it a hug." Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking at it." That's typical. We need something more original: "Chuck Norris can make a pizza appear out of thin air just by thinking about pepperoni." That's maybe known. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a black hole bow to him, because even light fears his glare." That's maybe known. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a quantum particle choose a side just by looking at it." That's typical. We need something that hasn't been used: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land exactly where he wants by simply breathing on it." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land exactly where he wants by simply breathing on it." That's okay. But we need to embed specific scene for image prompt: "Chuck Norris standing on a mountain peak, holding a snowflake that glows, with a sunrise behind." Something like that. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land exactly where he wants by simply breathing on it." That's a unique scenario. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land exactly where he wants by simply breathing on it." That's a short joke. But maybe we need a longer punchline: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land exactly where he wants by simply breathing on it, and the snowflake bows before him." That adds humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land exactly where he wants by simply breathing on it, and the snowflake bows before him." That's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken tanzen". That's 27 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn selbst Schnee seinem Blick gehorcht". That's 34 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris breathing on a glowing snowflake that lands on his outstretched hand, with a sunrise behind." Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add scene. Must end with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed that exactly. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris breathing gently on a glowing snowflake that lands on his outstretched hand, sunrise over snowy mountains behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Schneeflocken Witz - Klassiker". That's 44 chars. Meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über schmelzende Schneeflocken und seine legendäre Macht. Lache jetzt!" That's 108 chars. Check lengths: headline <=80, meme_caption <=80, meta_title <=60, meta_description <=160. Now ensure no markdown code blocks. Just output JSON. Make sure JSON fields are quoted correctly, no extra text. Let's verify each field length: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann eine Schneeflocke genau dort landen lassen, wo er will, indem er einfach darauf atmet, und die Schneeflocke verbeugt sich vor ihm." That's longer than needed but okay. Must be within typical length, no explicit limit given, but fine. headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken tanzen" length: count characters: C(1)h2... let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken tanzen" = 33 characters (including spaces). Under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn selbst Schnee seinem Blick gehorcht" length: count: "Wenn selbst Schnee seinem Blick gehorcht" = 34 characters. Under 80. image_prompt: Must be English, as described. It's long but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Schneeflocken Witz - Klassiker" length: count: "Chuck Norris Schneeflocken Witz - Klassiker" = 44 characters. Under 60. meta_description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über schmelzende Schneef