We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc? The instruction says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text (German), headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English), meta_title (max 60 chars), meta_description (max 160 chars). Must avoid repeats, be unique. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke style. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative and surprising. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we must avoid typical standard jokes. Let's think of a unique one: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors against himself." That might be okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water by staring at it." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: hyperbolic, impossible feats. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube will rearrange itself to thank him." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep it funny and typical. Now fields: - joke_text: German sentence starting with Chuck Norris. Must be in German. So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rubik's Würfel im freien Fall blindfolded lösen, und das Puzzle dankt ihm mit einem High‑Five." But must be German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rubik's Würfel im freien Fall blindfolded lösen und das Puzzle dankt ihm mit einem High‑Five." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er nur einen Blick wirft." That might be okay. But we need to be careful about uniqueness. Let's pick a fresh one: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Mikrowellenherd verwandeln." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris can make a frozen pizza cook itself just by looking at it." That's typical but maybe not unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen kalten Kaffee in Sekunden zu einem Energy‑Drink brauen, indem er ihn einfach anstarrt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's classic but maybe too common. Let's do something about "Chuck Norris can make a password invisible just by thinking of it." That might be unique. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Bildschirm zum Leuchten bringen, indem er einfach einen Gedanken an einen Schaltknopf sendet." That's maybe too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Stuhl zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kassenbon in einen Goldbarren verwandeln, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Blick segnet." That's unique. But maybe it's too random. Let's go with something more classic but still unique: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur anschaut." That's similar to earlier. Maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Post-it-Zettel in ein Werk of Art verwandeln, indem er ihn einfach berührt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's a joke that is typical Chuck Norris: hyperbolic ability. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Fitnessstudio verwandeln." That's okay. But we need to keep it short. Alright, let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Buffet‑Buffet‑Buffet‑Buffet verwandeln." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Buffet‑Buffet verwandeln." That's okay. But maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Buffet‑Buffet verwandeln." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Stapel Dokumente in ein Bestseller‑Buch verwandeln, indem er nur einen Stift benutzt." That's okay. But maybe it's too long. Let's settle on a concise joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Stuhl zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." That's short and unique. But is it typical? It's similar to "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water by staring at it." But it's okay. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now we need to fill fields: - headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Stühle tanzen". That's 27 chars. - meme_caption: max 80 chars, a caption for meme. Something like "Wenn der Stuhl tanzt, ist das Chuck Norris". That's 44 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris lässt einen leeren Stuhl tanzen". So the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris starrt auf einen leeren Stuhl, der plötzlich tanzt". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick redd