We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Ensure JSON format only, no extra text. We need to craft a joke: classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or something about his beard. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text: full joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself by staring at it." Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. Let's create a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a legally binding contract that lasts for eternity." That's okay. But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Hmm. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the other side of the galaxy just by blinking." That's unique. But must be a joke, not just statement. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into a perfect golden sunrise." That's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just by passing through." That's unique. But need to be concise enough for JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text. Should be something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just by passing through." That's a joke. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone mit einem Kicks". That's 44 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe: "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent." That's 44 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing portal opening a new time zone, with swirling temporal energy and a faint clock face emerging from the kick. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with actual scene: "mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing portal opening a new time zone". Ensure it's included. meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris Zeitreise-Kick – Lacher". That's 36 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count characters: let's count approx: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone mit einem Kicks". Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)s14c15h16a17f18t19 (space20)n21e22u23e24 (space25)Z26e27i28t29z30o31n32e33 (space34)m35i36t37 (space38)e39i40n41e42m43 (space44)K45i46c47k48s49. That's 49 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent." Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)t18r19i20t21t22e23, (space24)e25n26s27t28e29h30t31 (space32)e33i34n35e36n37 (space38)n39e40u41e42n43e44n45 (space46)K47o48n49t50i51n52e53n54t55. That's 55 characters, okay. meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris Zeitreise-Kick – Lacher" Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)Z14e15i16t17r18e19i20s21e22-23K24i25c26k27 (space28)–29 (space30)L31a32c33h34e35r36. That's 36 characters, okay. meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count characters: We'll approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count precisely: "Entdecke den ultimativen