We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe not unique. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number each time." That might be okay. Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in Morse code using only his eyebrows." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kuchen backen, indem er nur mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Uhr neu startet." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen in ein Unendlichkeits-Symbol verwandeln, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Blick anschaut." Might be okay. But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann aus Schnee im Sommer erschaffen, indem er einfach nur mit den Augen blinzelt." Hmm. Let's think of a more classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth bringen, indem er ihn einfach nur kaut." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer-Virus mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eliminieren, indem er ihn in die nächste Dimension schickt." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth bringen, indem er ihn einfach nur kaut." That's not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth bringen, indem er ihn einfach nur kaut." That's similar. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that solves a Sudoku puzzle instantly." That's unique. German: "Chuck Norris kann ein Sudoku-Rätsel mit einem einzigen Rundtritt lösen, indem er die Zahlen einfach im Kopf neu anordnet." That's okay. But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth bringen, indem er ihn einfach nur kaut." Not good. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen in ein Unendlichkeits-Symbol verwandeln, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Blick anschaut." That's whimsical. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth bringen, indem er ihn einfach nur kaut." Not unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." That's unique. German: "Chuck Norris kann einem Computer Sarkasmus beibringen, indem er nur blinzelt." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann einem Computer Sarkasmus beibringen, indem er nur blinzelt." Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a full sentence maybe. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Rätsel-Witz". That's under 80. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters, something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code knackt, wird das Universum still". That's under 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene from the joke. The joke is about making a computer understand sarcasm by blinking. So the scene could be Chuck Norris blinking intensely at a computer screen, with the American flag behind. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, staring intensely at a glowing computer screen, with a subtle hint of a roundhouse kick pose, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Witz: Sarkasmus per Blink". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Witz: Sarkasmus per Blink" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Witz:(5 inc colon?) Actually "Witz:" is 5 inc colon? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Witz: Sarkasmus per Blink". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 W14 i15 t16 z17 :18 space19 S20 a21 r22 k23 a24 s25 m26 u27 s28 space29 p30 e31 r32 space33 B34 l35 i36 n37 k38. That's 38 characters, under 60. Good. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Blink einem Computer Sarkasmus beibringt. Lachen garantiert!" Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Let's count: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie ein einz