We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. We must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. We need to produce a JSON object, no markdown code blocks. We must ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with specific scene from the joke, in English? The prompt says English prompt, but we can include German description? Probably keep English but include scene description in English. We'll embed the scene in English. We need to ensure the JSON is valid, no extra text. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. We need something fresh: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of chess with a deck of cards, and the queen surrendered." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube spontaneously turns into a black hole." Might be too long. We need a short joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by blinking." That's okay. But we need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a world tour by simply walking forward." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in a single breath, and the book becomes a national monument." That's okay. But we need to keep it short and punchy. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a selfie." That's a bit long but okay. We need to ensure it's unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle by staring at it, and the numbers rearrange themselves into a perfect solution." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can turn a boring meeting into an epic battle by simply raising an eyebrow." That's okay. But we need to mention Chuck Norris at start. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, and everyone in it gets an extra hour of sleep." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple wink into a hurricane that only affects people who wear socks with sandals." That's quirky. Let's choose: "Chuck Norris can make a single punchline cause a worldwide meme explosion, and the internet spontaneously writes a thank‑you note." That's meta. But we need to keep it short. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and the locals immediately start a championship of kicking pineapples." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris can solve a crossword puzzle by breathing on it, and the clues rewrite themselves into a perfect answer." That's okay. Let's decide on: "Chuck Norris can make a single stare turn a blank wall into a masterpiece painting that sells for a billion dollars." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris can make a single punchline cause a worldwide meme explosion, and the internet writes a thank‑you note." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a selfie." That's fun. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a selfie." That's unique. Now we need to embed specific scene for image_prompt: The scene is "gravity pauses for a selfie". So we can write: "... gravity pauses for a selfie ..." but we need to put it in the prompt. The image_prompt format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke, in English presumably. So we can put "gravity pauses for a selfie". So the prompt becomes: "... gravity pauses for a selfie. Photorealistic ..." Make sure it's English. Now we need headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft für ein Selfie anhalten". That's German, length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft für ein Selfie anhalten" length approx 53 characters, okay. Meme caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn die Schwerkraft nur für ein Selfie kurz pausiert". That's about 48 characters. Meta title: max 60 chars, something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schwerkraft für Selfie anhalten – Witz". Count: maybe 58 characters. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris lässt Schwerkraft für Selfie anhalten". That's 44 characters. Meta description: max 160 chars, something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem die Schwerkraft für ein Selfie kurz aussetzt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count roughly: maybe 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted. We must output only JSON, no extra text. Let's construct JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Gesetze der Physik neu schreiben, sodass die Schwerkraft für ein Selfie kurz aussetzt.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft für ein Selfie anhalten