We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft something unique: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, etc. Unique. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Universum zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn es um die Rechnung 0/0 geht." But need to be funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, die Zahl 0 durch 0 zu teilen – das Ergebnis war ein neues Universum, das nur aus seinem Bart besteht." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris versucht, 0 durch 0 zu teilen – das Ergebnis ist ein neues Universum, das nur aus seinem Bart besteht." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null und erschafft einen Bart-Universum". Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null und erschafft einen Bart-Universum". That's about 61 characters maybe. Should be okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn 0/0 ein Bart-Universum ergibt". That's about 38 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing in front of a swirling vortex of numbers, with the equation 0/0 glowing, surrounded by a massive beard made of stars, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to include something like "dividing zero by zero, creating a swirling vortex of numbers and a beard made of stars". Let's craft: "dividing zero by zero, creating a swirling vortex of numbers and a beard made of stars". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. dividing zero by zero, creating a swirling vortex of numbers and a beard made of stars. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – Bart-Universum". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – Bart-Universum". That's about 48 characters (including spaces). Good. Meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris versucht 0 durch 0 zu teilen – das neue Universum besteht nur aus seinem Bart. Ein klassischer, witziger Kniff!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris versucht 0 durch 0 zu teilen – das neue Universum besteht nur aus seinem Bart. Ein klassischer, witziger Kniff!" That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repetition of existing jokes. Should be unique. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris versucht, 0 durch 0 zu teilen – das Ergebnis ist ein neues Universum, das nur aus seinem Bart besteht." That's okay. Make sure no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris versucht, 0 durch 0 zu teilen – das Ergebnis ist ein neues Universum, das nur aus seinem Bart besteht." headline: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null und erschafft einen Bart-Universum" meme_caption: "Wenn 0/0 ein Bart-Universum ergibt" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. dividing zero by zero, creating a swirling vortex of numbers and a beard made of stars. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – Bart-Universum" meta_description: "Chuck Norris versucht 0 durch 0 zu teilen – das neue Universum besteht nur aus seinem Bart. Ein klassischer, witziger Kniff!" Check lengths: headline length: count characters: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null und erschafft einen Bart-Universum" Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) t15 e16 i17 l18 t19 (space20) d21 u22 r23 c24 h25 (space26) N27 u28 l29 l30 (space31) u32 n33 d34 (space35) e36 r37 s38 s39 c40 h41 a42 f43 t44 (space45) e46 i47 n48 e49 n50 (space51) B52 a53 r54 t55 -56 U57 n58 i59 v60 e61 r62 s63