We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique joke. We need to think of a unique Chuck Norris joke. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number each time." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while skydiving." But need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, causing global warming to pause for a day." Might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coffee break into a worldwide time zone shift." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon, allowing astronauts to stream cat videos." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in a single breath, and the book becomes a bestseller before the ink dries." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates a new element in the periodic table." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number each time, causing mathematicians to rename infinity as 'Chuck'." But that might be too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a single roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily switch off for everyone except him." That's classic. But need to be unique. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a boring meeting into a blockbuster action movie, complete with explosions and a soundtrack composed by him." But maybe too long. We need to produce JSON with fields. Let's decide on a joke_text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number each time, causing mathematicians to rename infinity as 'Chuck'." But that might be too abstract and not typical. Let's think of a more classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, can't use. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking." That's okay. But need uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a single roundhouse kick that rewrites a computer's source code to fix all bugs in the world." That's unique. But maybe too techy. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a simple coin toss into a cosmic event that reshapes the galaxy." That's unique. But need to be concise enough for joke_text. Let's keep it relatively short but still funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, complete with beaches and Wi‑Fi." That's unique and funny. But need to ensure it's not similar to existing jokes. I think it's okay. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a brand‑new continent, complete with beaches, palm trees, and free Wi‑Fi for everyone." That starts with Chuck Norris, is unique, typical style. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Kontinent mit einem Kicks". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn ein Kick mehr bewirkt als ein Urlaub". Keep within 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Performing a powerful roundhouse kick that creates a brand-new continent with beaches, palm trees, and free Wi‑Fi. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed the specific scene: "Performing a powerful roundhouse kick that creates a brand-new continent with beaches, palm trees, and free Wi‑Fi." That is the specific scene. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – unglaublicher Kicks". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – unglaublicher Kicks". That's about 58 maybe. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – unglaublicher Kicks". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 e14 r15 s16 c17 h18 a19 f20 t21 space22 n23 e24 u25 e26 n27 space28 K29 o30 n31 t32 i33 n34 e35 n36 t37 space38 –39 space40 u41 n42 g43 l44 a45 u86 b87 l88 i89 c90 k91 e92 r93 space94 K95 i96 c97 k98 s99. That's 99? Actually too many. Need max 60. Let's make shorter: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent". That's 31 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 e14 r15 s16 c17 h18 a19 f20 t21 space22 n23 e24 u25 e26 n27 space28 K29 o30 n31 t32 i33 n34 e35 n36 t37. That's 37 characters. Good. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kick, der einen ganzen Kontinent mit Stränden und kostenlosem WLAN erschafft." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humor