We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris style. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Must be unique. We need to produce a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Also include "No text, no captions." Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. Must be English. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing the entire internet." That's unique. Let's phrase in German: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rund kick so stark ausführen, dass er ein Schwarzes Loch erzeugt, das die gesamte Internetverbindung verschluckt." But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be "Chuck Norris kann einen Rund kick so stark ausführen, dass er ein Schwarzes Loch erzeugt, das die gesamte Internetverbindung verschluckt." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by staring at it." That's also common. Maybe "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a laser beam that cuts through firewalls." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Feuerball mit einem einzigen Blick entzünden, der die gesamte Antarktis in Sekunden schmilzt." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's choose: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeit um 10 Jahre zurückspult." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingt, dass er ein neues Kontinent erschafft, das er dann sofort umbenennt." Hmm. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Fingerzeig benutzen, um das gesamte Universum neu zu programmieren." That's good. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole that swallows the entire internet." That's a known meme but maybe not too common. Let's use that but in German: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rund kick so stark ausführen, dass er ein Schwarzes Loch erzeugt, das die gesamte Internetverbindung verschluckt." That seems unique enough. Now we need to embed a specific scene from the joke into the image_prompt: The scene is the black hole swallowing the internet connection. So we can describe: "Chuck Norris, standing in a desert, performing a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole swallowing glowing internet cables." Must include the description of the hero: tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. So we can embed that. Image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole swallowing glowing internet cables. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt das Internet im schwarzen Loch verschwinden". That's under 80 chars? Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt das Internet im schwarzen Loch verschwinden" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)d19a20s21 (space22)I23n24t25e26r27n28e29t30 (space31)i32m33 (space34)s35c36h37e38i39n40s41c42h43e44n45 (space46)L47o48c49h50 (space51)v52e53r54w55i56s57e58n59d60e61n62. That's 62 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das Netz zum Schwarze Loch". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das Netz zum Schwarze Loch" length: let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)k18i19c20k21t22, (space23)w24i25e26d27 (space28)d29a30s31 (space32)N33e34t35z36 (space37)z38u39m40 (space41)S42c43h44w45a46r47z48e49 (space50)L51o52c53h54. That's 54 characters, okay. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt das Internet im schwarzen Loch verschwinden". That's 62 maybe too long. Need <=60. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris lässt das Internet im schwarzen Loch verschwinden" is 62, so we need <=60. Let's make "Chuck Norris lässt das Internet im schwarzen Loch verschwinden" is 62, so we need shorter: