We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc? The instructions: "Schreibe auf Deutsch". So all fields likely German, but image_prompt must be English. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe not unique. Need something unique. Could do something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." Need to be unique. Let's think: Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve superhuman abilities, impossible feats, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a headline (max 80 chars). Meme caption (max 80 chars). Image prompt: English description of scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title and description within limits. We must ensure no repeats of existing jokes. Must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That's unique-ish. But must be funny and typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." That's unique. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." Headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst." <=80 chars. Image prompt: need English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is winking at a glowing computer screen displaying sarcastic text, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But need to embed specific scene from joke: "winking at a glowing computer screen displaying sarcastic text". That fits. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken". That's 48 maybe. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über seinen legendären Blick, der Computer zum Verstehen von Sarkasmus befähigt." That's within 160. Check lengths. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)l15ä16s17s18t19 (space20)C21o22m23p24u25t26e27r28 (space29)ü30b31e32r33 (space34)S35a36r37k38a39s40m41u42s43 (space44)n45a46c47h48d49e50n51k52e53n54. That's 54 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst." Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)b19l20i21n22z23e24l25t26, (space27)w28i29r30d31 (space32)d33e34r35 (space36)C37o38d39e40 (space41)e42r43s44e45r46. That's 46 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken" is 54, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über seinen legendären Blick, der Computer zum Verstehen von Sarkasmus befähigt." Count characters: Let's approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count quickly: "Ein"3 + space1=4, "humorvoller"10? Actually "humorvoller" 11 letters? Let's just trust it's under 160. Probably around 130. Now image_prompt must be English and follow format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed specific scene: "winking at a glowing computer screen displaying sarcastic text". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is winking at a glowing computer screen displaying sarcastic text. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, no extra text. Now ensure no repeats of existing jokes. This is likely unique. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values as strings. Make sure no extra fields, no markdown. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Sarkasmus verstehen lassen, nur indem er blinz