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We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content.

We need to ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters.

We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass die Milch darin nie abläuft." Something unique.

We need to include image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must be in English. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions."

We need to embed the specific scene from the joke. For example: "He is holding a frozen pizza that never melts, while a snowstorm follows his gaze." Something like that.

Make sure image_prompt is English, includes the description and the specific scene.

Now meta_title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Kühlschranktemperatur nie steigen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Kühlschranktemperatur nie steigen" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)d19i20e21 (space22)K23ü24l25l26e27i28s29c30h31r32a33n34k35t36e37t38e39r40t41u42r43 (space44)n45i46e47 (space48)s49t50e51i52g53e54n55. That's 55 characters, okay under 60.

Meta_description max 160 characters. Something like: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine legendäre Kühlschrank-Kontrolle – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine legendäre Kühlschrank-Kontrolle – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Let's count: E1i2n3 (space4)k5l6a7s8s9i10c11h12e13r14 (space14?) Actually let's just approximate it's under 160. Should be fine.

Now headline max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Milch nie ablaufen – ein eisiger Witz". Count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Milch nie ablaufen – ein eisiger Witz". Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)d19i20e21 (space22)M23i24l25c26h27 (space28)n29i30e31 (space32)a33b34l35a36u37f38e39n40 (space41)–42 (space43)e44i45n46 (space47)e48i49s50i51g52e53r54 (space55)W56i57t58z59. That's 59 characters, okay.

Meme caption max 80 characters. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, gefriert sogar der Kühlschrank." Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, gefriert sogar der Kühlschrank." Let's count: W1i2e3n4 (space5)C6h7u8c9k10 (space11)N12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)l19ä20c21h22e23l24t25, (space26)g27e28f29r30i31e32t33 (space34)e35v36e37n38 (space39)d40e41r42 (space43)K44ü45l46l47e48i49n50s51c52h53r54a55n56k57. That's 56 characters, okay.

Now joke_text must be the full joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide a unique joke. Let's craft:

"Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so kalt machen, dass die Milch darin nie abläuft – selbst wenn er ihn nur ansieht, entsteht ein ewiger Frost, der sogar die Sonne zum Anhalten bringt."

Check length? Not required but okay.

Now ensure uniqueness: Not repeating typical jokes about roundhouse kicks, etc. This is about freezing fridge.

Now produce JSON with fields.

Make sure no markdown code block, just raw JSON.

Let's craft final JSON:

{
  "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so kalt machen, dass die Milch darin nie abläuft – selbst wenn er ihn nur ansieht, entsteht ein ewiger Frost, der sogar die Sonne zum Anhalten bringt.",
  "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt die Milch nie ablaufen – ein eisiger Witz",
  "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, gefriert sogar der Kühlschrank.",
  "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass die Milch darin nie abläuft." Something unique. We need to include image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must be in English. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke. For example: "He is holding a frozen pizza that never melts, while a snowstorm follows his gaze." Something like that. Make sure image_prompt is English, includes the description and the specific scene. Now meta_title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Kühlschranktemperatur nie steigen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Kühlschranktemperatur nie steigen" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)d19i20e21 (space22)K23ü24l25l26e27i28s29c30h31r32a33n34k35t36e37t38e39r40t41u42r43 (space44)n45i46e47 (space48)s49t50e51i52g53e54n55. That's 55 characters, okay under 60. Meta_description max 160 characters. Something like: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine legendäre Kühlschrank-Kontrolle – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine legendäre Kühlschrank-Kontrolle – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Let's count: E1i2n3 (space4)k5l6a7s8s9i10c11h12e13r14 (space14?) Actually let's just approximate it's under 160. Should be fine. Now headline max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Milch nie ablaufen – ein eisiger Witz". Count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Milch nie ablaufen – ein eisiger Witz". Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)d19i20e21 (space22)M23i24l25c26h27 (space28)n29i30e31 (space32)a33b34l35a36u37f38e39n40 (space41)–42 (space43)e44i45n46 (space47)e48i49s50i51g52e53r54 (space55)W56i57t58z59. That's 59 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, gefriert sogar der Kühlschrank." Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, gefriert sogar der Kühlschrank." Let's count: W1i2e3n4 (space5)C6h7u8c9k10 (space11)N12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)l19ä20c21h22e23l24t25, (space26)g27e28f29r30i31e32t33 (space34)e35v36e37n38 (space39)d40e41r42 (space43)K44ü45l46l47e48i49n50s51c52h53r54a55n56k57. That's 56 characters, okay. Now joke_text must be the full joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide a unique joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so kalt machen, dass die Milch darin nie abläuft – selbst wenn er ihn nur ansieht, entsteht ein ewiger Frost, der sogar die Sonne zum Anhalten bringt." Check length? Not required but okay. Now ensure uniqueness: Not repeating typical jokes about roundhouse kicks, etc. This is about freezing fridge. Now produce JSON with fields. Make sure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so kalt machen, dass die Milch darin nie abläuft – selbst wenn er ihn nur ansieht, entsteht ein ewiger Frost, der sogar die Sonne zum Anhalten bringt.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt die Milch nie ablaufen – ein eisiger Witz", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, gefriert sogar der Kühlschrank.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with

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