We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. Ensure fields within limits: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide image_prompt description with specifics. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Or "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and it succeeded, but then the universe rebooted". Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and creates a new flavor of ice cream called 'Victory Vanilla'." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coffee break into a supernova that powers the entire internet." That's unique. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent called 'Norrisland' where all the Wi-Fi signals are stronger." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in under a second, and the numbers rearrange themselves into a new language that only he can read." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that generates a hurricane, but only to water his garden." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that creates a hurricane, but only to water his garden." That's okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris. So "Chuck Norris kann..." but we need English? The joke_text is German. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Let's craft a unique joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen, auf dem alle Sockenpaare perfekt passen." That's unique. But need to be funny and classic. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen, auf dem alle Sockenpaare perfekt passen." That's okay. Now we need to fill fields. joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with Chuck Norris. Should be a single sentence? Could be longer. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen, auf dem alle Sockenpaare perfekt passen und jedes Mal ein Eis am Stiel auftaucht, wenn jemand einen schlechten Witz macht." That's longer but okay. headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Kontinent voller perfekter Socken". That's within 80 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, a caption for meme. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, entstehen neue Kontinente". That's within 80. image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent with perfect socks and ice cream popsicles appearing. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent where perfect sock pairs appear and ice cream popsicles materialize whenever a bad joke is told." That is the specific scene. So include that in the prompt. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent where perfect sock pairs appear and ice cream popsicles materialize whenever a bad joke is told. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, neuen(5)=27, space=28, Kontinent(9)=37, space=38, –(1?) actually dash counts, space? We'll just keep within 60. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". That's about 44 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt einen Kontinent mit perfekten Socken und Eis am Stiel erzeugt. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: let's approximate <160. Should be okay. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just plain JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper quoting and escaping if needed. No extra fields. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen, auf dem alle Sockenpaare perfekt passen und jedes Mal ein Eis am Stiel auftaucht, wenn jemand einen schlechten Witz macht.", "headline": "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Kontinent voller perfekter Socken", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, entstehen neue Kontinente", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait