We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, image_prompt English description for image generation, include specific scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. Must avoid political, offensive, etc. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself, or about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or about his beard causing gravity anomalies. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and his beard can solve the halting problem." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once used his beard to start a fire by simply thinking about it, and the fire obeyed." Or "Chuck Norris's beard is so powerful that it can lift a car without touching it." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and his beard is the compass that points to it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard, and the code never crashes because his beard never sleeps." Or "Chuck Norris once used his beard to catch a falling star, and the star now powers his nightlight." We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard, and that beard can grow a beard, creating an infinite recursion that powers the universe." That might be too abstract. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to shave his beard, but the razor got scared and ran away, because it knew it couldn't handle his legendary stubble." That's a bit cliché? Might be okay but maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can use his beard as a Wi‑Fi hotspot, and every device that connects gets an instant roundhouse kick upgrade." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard, and that beard can grow a beard, creating an infinite recursion that powers the universe." That might be too weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once used his beard to catch a meteor, and now the meteor is his personal alarm clock." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard, and that beard can grow a beard, creating an infinite recursion that powers the universe." That is unique but maybe too abstract. Let's keep it simple and funny: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard, and that beard can grow a beard, creating an infinite recursion that powers the universe." Might be okay. But we need to ensure it's a classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard, and that beard can grow a beard, creating an infinite recursion that powers the universe." That is a bit meta. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris once used his beard to catch a falling star, and now the star powers his nightlight." That's simple. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard, and that beard can grow a beard, creating an infinite recursion that powers the universe." That is unique. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann seinen Bart so stark wachsen lassen, dass er daraus ein ganzes Netzwerk von Bart-Freunden zieht, die gemeinsam ein Roundhouse-Kick-Continent erschaffen – und jedes Mal, wenn er lächelt, wird das Universum ein bisschen runder." That's German, but must start with Chuck Norris. Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann seinen Bart so stark wachsen lassen, dass er daraus ein ganzes Netzwerk von Bart-Freunden zieht, die gemeinsam einen Roundhouse-Kick-Continent erschaffen – und jedes Mal, wenn er lächelt, wird das Universum ein bisschen runder." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. This is okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Bart, der Kontinente kickt". That's 27 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, something like "Bart-Freunde erschaffen einen neuen Kontinent". That's 38 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is holding a glowing beard that sprouts smaller beards like tendrils, forming a swirling continent shaped like a roundhouse kick. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include specific scene from the joke: the beard creating a continent shaped like a roundhouse kick. So include that. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Bart-Kontinent – Lustiger Witz". That's 44 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der einen eigenen Kontinent erschafft. Einzigartig, ironisch und perfekt für Memes." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON format exactly as specified, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON object. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der Bart, der Kontinente kickt" length: count characters including spaces: D(1) e2 r3 space4 B5 a6 r7 t8 ,9 space10 d11 e12 space13 K14 o15 n16 t17 i18 n19 e20 n21 t22 e23 space24 k25 i26 c27 k28 t29. That's 29 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters: "Bart-Freunde erschaffen einen neuen Kontinent" length: count: B1 a2 r3 t4 -5 F6 r7 e8 u9 n